MISSED CALL

I met a lady on Facebook early last week and we chatted for about three days before we agreed that I should visit her first. We both live in Lagos and the distance from my place to her house is not that far. So on the early hours of that day I called her and she told me the bus stop where I will alight and that I should call her when I gets there to direct me on how to get to her house, so I left my house well dressed and walked into a restaurant and bought some good foods and drinks for her because she asked me to bring something for her when coming, but on getting to the said bus stop I put a call to her, but lo and behold, her phone was switched off. I called and called for over an hour yet it wasn't connecting and out of anger I went back to my house and still kept calling, but it never went through so I had to delete her number from my phone. Later that day at about 6pm a call came in and I picked and she began to beg giving all sorts of excuses why her phone was off and asked me to give her my address let her come over and spend the night in my house but I refused because I don't know her plans. Please should I still continue with her or find my way?

Eating beans for ten years

A Man Cheating On His Wife Asked Me This Question After I Challenged Him Why He Cheated On His Wife.
SIR, CAN YOU EAT ONLY BEANS FOR TEN YEARS?
At first I didn't know how to answer him because it sounded as if he was making sense but God gave me an inspiration to answer him. Immediately, I replied: yes, I can. He laughed at me and looked at me with a question written on his face, how?

In reality I love beans so much and that makes me not get tired of eating it daily. But for me to continue to enjoy my beans I transform my beans into many things so I don't eat beans everyday and every time.

I can make beans cake (akara) for breakfast and momoi for lunch from the same beans. I can garnish my beans with varieties and spice it up with different spices.
I also asked him if he ever heard a scenario where a doctor advised his patient to avoid some set of food and stick to a particular or some particular ones? That is because those other food can damage his health or send him to his early grave.

Then he protested again, but sir, for a healthy living one needs to eat balanced diet. I became dumbfounded for a minute before another inspiration came. I realized that the Israelites ate only manna for forty years and no single one among them was sick for those forty years. Their sickness started when they requested for variety, "we need meat they said". God gave them enough meat, they ate and it was coming out of their noses.
When you eat what God is not happy with, it will come out of your nose. God is not happy with adultery.
He wanted to ask me further question but he paused and asked me to explain my previous answers. Then I explained thus;
Your spouse is the beans and if you truly love her you can never be tired of her. To transform my beans into akara and momoi means every man should spend on their wives to change their look as often as possible. Change her hairstyle weekly, change her wardrobe often, buy her what makes you attracted to other women outside.

Also, garnishing it with varieties and spicing it up with different spices require that you do some romantic things like using different styles at the bedroom, doing it elsewhere different from your home, making the place smell nice etc. Christian couples must be creative in their bedroom. Nudity and immodest dressing is not ideal outside but not in the the bedroom. Deliberately expose your cleavages and tigh for your husband, make your towel drop deliberately, bend down in front of him to pick it etc. Tempt him, seduce him and be his prostitute.
Your wife is a manna from heaven and she is a complete balanced diet. In her, there is protein, carbohydrate, fat, vitamin and minerals. That is why every woman has same contents. Though the container may differ in size and height. And like you know that the content of milk is what makes it milk and not the container, you use the milk and throw away the tin.
Don't take a bite from the forbidden fruit, it may look attractive but it is poisonous. Strange women may look attractive but they are poisonous and deadly, don't take a bite.
Thanks

THE SIZEABLE MARRIAGE SHOE

This is my opinion on marriage,
"Marriage is like shoe. When you wear oversize be ready to drag it along through out life, and when you marry under-size be ready to feel the pains through out life."
One thing about marriage is that you don't drop your shoe or remove it at any point no matter how painful or how stressful it is -
That is why I thought it necessary to write you this letter
Dear Singles,
When you are ready to buy your own shoe please take note of these three things:

1. Physical appearance:
Do not look for the beautiful once, the nice once or the cheap once. Look for the one that is your size.
Not every handsome, wealthy or intelligent guy is for you, not every beautiful woman is for you.
Look for the one that is meant for you, the once that aligns with your values and belief, the one who you meet at your life's journey.

It is important to know where you're going in life before you think of getting a wife.

2. Position:
All sizes of shoes are not placed in the same place. There is a place for cover shoes, rope shoes, canvers, snickers etc. We have Children sizes, young people's sizes and the adult size.
Know where to get your own shoe. Your size can not be everywhere my brother, your type cannot be everywhere my sister.
You cannot be a Christian, and be looking for a wife material at a club. Your wife or husband can't just be everywhere.

Stick to your values and therein you shall find someone like you, but when your values are not defined anyone can just match you.
Discover yourself and define your values

3. Perception:
In this kind of shoe purchasing enterprise, you are not permitted to try the shoe before you buy.
This is why it is important to seek guidance and counseling, from people who have bought shoes before or are into the business of directing people to the right shoes (Pastors,clerics and Relationship coaches)

And most importantly to avoid much time wasting time, simply consult the shoe manufacturer to tell you your size (God Almighty).

"You do not prepare for wedding, you prepare for marriage."
Ladies these days get so motivated when they attend wedding and they will quickly want to say yes to that guy.
Wait!!! It is not just the wedding Ooh, wedding is just one day. After the wedding. WHAT NEXT?

Finally, it is not something you rush to the market and just pick a shoes because you like or can purchase it.
Ask questions

-Where is this shoe made from? (Background)
-What's the size (Values)
-How much (His/Her interest)
-How long will it last (His/Her Character)
-Who made it? (Is she/He of the same faith This is compatibility)
-Will it match me? (This is whether he/she love you and will accept you the way you are)

Dear one. Remember, many are dragging their foot and they would hardly reach their destinies, many are feeling endless pains and wish they could pull off the shoes but no way!!!
I have seen people with beautiful shoes and when they show you their foot, you will see scars.
Beloved, it is not about the physical, it is the size, you can't know the size from afar so come close, build a relationship first but remember 'you are not permitted to try it before you buy it'
And for those who have purchased the wrong shoes, you can still make it your size again if you'd consult the manufacturer and let Him have His way in your marriage.
Your fulfillment is my priority

HOW A WOMAN CAN MAKE HER MAN LOVE LOVING HER

1. PRAY FOR HIM
No matter the level of a man's spirituality, prayer is respected and considered sacred. Pray for him, let him hear you pray for him

2. CHALLENGE HIM
Do greater things on your own, inspire him, expose him to greatness, make progress in your life that he feels he needs to pull up his socks. Don't just sit lazy. A man wants a woman who is hungry for her own personal growth. Challenging him doesn't mean looking down on him or asking why can't he be like other men?

3. NEED HIM
Men love feeling needed. Lovingly ask him for help, ask him for advice, "My love, what do you think I should do?". Involve him in your life and when he does help, thank him

4. CORRECT HIM
Men, love it when the woman tells him when he wrongs. The problem is many women don't know how to correct. Correct him with love, "Honey, don't you think it would have been better if..."; don't scold him like he is a little boy. Approach and tone is key. Don't attack

5. PRAISE HIM
The kind of compliments men love are, "You are such a good man", "You make a great dad", "Your mind is incredible", "You have a sexy body", "I love how you touch me", "My honey, I am proud of you". Praise him in private and in public. Don't be that woman who is quick to point out his flaws but rarely highlights what he does right

6. SEXUALLY MAKE ADVANCES
Many women think sex is to be left to the man, so they wait for the man to make advances. They become passive and shy during sex. Lady, your husband will love it sometimes if you are sexually aggressive, ask for his body, reach for his penis. Show him that you know he belongs to you. Make sex an adventure

7. SHOW INTEREST IN HIM
Ask him how his day is, his dreams, if he is OK. Most women want the man to show interest but they don't show interest back

8. TRUST HIM, DON'T MICROMANAGE HIM
Don't be overly possessives, demanding him to spend every second with you. Snooping his phone and doubting him when you find nothing, being suspicious of him, chocking his social life, . Be mature, if you push him away, he will keep things from you then things will get ugly. Most men keep things from their women, not because they are doing something wrong but because their women read too much into everything and pick up fights. This is dangerous. You are his Queen, wear your crown with confidence

9. COMPLAIN LESS
So many women don't even know they complain, they think they are simply expressing their right to speak and get things done properly. But men dislike a complaining woman, if he doesn't do things as you like, if he is not at your level; don't attack and nag. Just simply request him to do things a better way, but as you do so, appreciate the much he has done so far

10. GIVE HIM PEACE
This is what we all want when with a person. Peace. Peace at home. No fights, no frustrations, no stress. If your man is spending less time with you, perhaps you're not giving him peace. Men avoid complicated and draining environments. Lady, you complaining every day to him that he doesn't spend much time with you makes things worse. You think you are putting your point across but he feels pushed away. Attract him to you by giving him peace. Some men stay out there, not looking for a woman, but looking for peace

11. LOOK GOOD
Dress up, look sexy. Don't look good only when you are outside the home, look good also when it's just you two

12. TREAT HIM
Cater to him, cook for him, buy him gifts, treat him like a king, straighten his tie. These simple things mean alot to him, even if not every day, often

13. HAVE GOOD CONVERSATIONS
Men get attracted to good conversations. They want laughter, depth, intelligent conversations. They want to be listened to, to be wowed by a woman's mind. A woman who talks lovey dovey stuff but also about business, investments, social issues, a great vision; that woman is a keeper

14. EAT WITH HIM
Men love a good meal. Make it a habit to eat with him. Food brings people together

15. BE ADMIRABLE
Succeed in your personal life, do great things outside your marriage. Shine as a woman. Make him proud to say "That is my wife". Even the Proverbs 31 husband calls his wife "Blessed"

16. BE FRIENDLY TO HIS FRIENDS
Don't fight his friends. Find out who his friends are, get to have laughs and talks with them. Support his social life, be good to his family and siblings. If you have an issue with one of them, bring it to his attention without starting a war. Allow to also know your friends. When you both do this, it makes both of you secure

17. MAKE AN EFFORT TO UNDERSTAND WHAT HE LIKES
Find out what he likes and spend time with him once in a while doing that thing. If he loves rugby, watch matches with him sometimes; if he wins an award, go cheer him as he receives it; be his fan. You will not fail in marriage in Jesus name.

PITY FOR MY HUSBAND

From Miss Jamah's servant
I got married in 2008 and we have 4children together, but my problem is that my husband is not the bilogical father of my children and the whole thing is affecting me psychologically, each time I look at my husband.. I always feel pity for him.... My conscience has been troubling me for ages now... I have no peace of mind... I was planning on how to confess to him before I meet my doom..
My ex boyfriends who is the father of my children is threatening me to give him his children since his wife is unable to conceive for him...
He asked me to explain things to my HUSBANd before he expose it himself...
I love my husband so much I dont wonna hurt him...
I was carried away by my ex sexual performance, he is more romantic than my husband, not that my husband is impotent... But he has small DICK and he is not handsome, so I was securing the future of my children, I want them to look like my ex.. Cos he is handsome..
My selfishness has landed me in trouble, I don't know how to face the world... especially my husband... How can I tell him that my children are not his, how can I tell everybody this ugly incident....
I feel like comiting suicide cos I cant bear the shame..

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