Thursday, 5 May 2016

CHANGE IN UNIZIK TIME TABLE


UNIZIK SECOND SEMESTER CALENDAR ADJUSTED ACADEMIC CALENDAR FOR 2015/2016 SECOND SEMESTER (REGULAR STUDENTS ). 1. Friday April 29 2016 .........Students Returns 2. Monday May 2, 2016..... Lectures Commence 3. Wednesday May 11, 2016....Meeting of Committee of Deans 4. Wednesday May 18, 2016... Meeting of Senate 5. Monday June 6 - Friday June 10, 2016.... University Wide Quiz 6.Wednesday June 22, 2016.....Meeting of Committee of Deans 7.Wednesday July 13, 2016.... Meeting of Senate 8. Monday July 18 - Friday July 22, 2016.... Revision Week 9. Monday July 25, 2016... Second Semester Examination Commence 10. Friday August 19, 2016.... Second Semester Examinations End 11. Monday August 22 - Wed. August 24, 2016...Project Defence 12. Friday August 26, 2016....Submission of Degree Results 13.Tuesday August 30, 2016....Meeting of Senate 14. Wednesday August 31, 2016....End of Second Semester / Long Vacation Commence

Militants in Naija delta want unity in Nigeria


Hababababagaba Militants in the Niger-Delta have blown up the Chevron Valve Platform in Abiteye, Warri North council area of Delta State. Nawao in naija This is coming on the heels of a threat by Niger Delta Avengers to bomb more crude oil facilities. The militant group has claimed responsibility for the bombing and issued a statement saying “We want to pass this message to the all international oil companies operating in the Niger Delta that the Nigeria Military can’t protect their facilities. They should talk to the federal government to meet our demands else more mishaps will befall their installations. “Until our demands are met, no repair works should be done at the blast site.” A source from the Department of State Services (DSS), who confirmed the incident to Vanguard, said the militants totally destroyed the platform using dynamites. The Niger Delta Avengers (NDA) threatened to cripple Nigeria’s economy if President Buhari does not hold a Sovereign National Conference for Nigerians to choose whether they still want to stay together. Can this be possible??

Accident as bus fell from the bridge today


Hababababa The police on Thursday, confirmed the death of 17 people who died when a bus fell off a bridge into a dry river bed in the central Indian state of Chhattisgarh.as in ehh The bus driver lost control as he tried to avoid a head-on collision with a motorcycle and the vehicle fell off a small bridge on Wednesday night in Balrampur district. The officers, Sadanand Kumar who was on patrol said that fourteen people and two motorbike rider died on the spot while more than 50 injured later succumbed to their injuries. "All the victims were men. "The bus was travelling from a town in neighbouring Jharkhand state to Chhattisgarh capital Raipur. "The accident took place near Daldhowa in Balrampur district, about 400 kilometres north-west of Raipur,’’ he said. Reports say India has the highest number of traffic fatalities in the world. An average of 135,236 people died on the country's roads yearly, according to government data. The accidents are blamed on poorly maintained roads and vehicles or negligent driving.

The Best Couple of the Year Welcome to Nigerian campuses where little girls are practising 'wifely functions'! Just visit the boys' hostels and you would be disappointed to find out that it is now common for a girl to live in with a course mate. It is now common for her lover to give her the popular compliment 'you look sexy my gal' and she would gladly reply 'thank you honey' with a flirty voice and a romantic smile. Who is her lover? A 300 level student whose CGPA is barely up to 1.78! And they are aiming for the next best couple award for the session by the departmental association. So, the girl need to live in with him to prepare along. What nonsense! It seems that some girls suddenly loose their senses immediately they gain admission. I've seen that some of them have no more sense of caution, honour and dignity. They would change their wardrobes and acquire a new set of make ups just to look 'campussy' and sexy enough for the guys. In months, they would start sleeping around with little boys. I mean boys who collect ho cannot even care for himself. Oh, you have given too much. Enough! Open your eyes! Can't you see you're being foolish? You are passing through the fears of unwanted pregnancies yet you are opening your legs to a coward who cannot stand before your father. And when you eventually gets pregnant, he would brutally advise you to abort it and you would timidly agree; then face the consequences later. What a shame! You may master the use of condoms but you can't master the punishment of your conscience. Don't you know you are bringing shame to your family? Don't you know that you are cursing your mother by accepting to sleep with a boy (not even a man) without her consent? I cautioned a girl against sleeping around and she replied 'Sir, I don't sleep around; its only one boyfriend I have and am faithful to him'. What impunity! That's classified harlotry. And don't you know that sleeping with a man without your father's blessings is bringing a curse to your future? What happened to your cultural values? Somewhere in your heart you know he would use you and dump you; so why are you setting up yourself for a heartbreak? I want to remind you that you are a lady and one day you may get married. And your husband would know that you are such a dirty bitch who sleeps with anything on trousers. The greatest gift a lady would give to her husband on the wedding night is her virginity not the certificate of best couple of the year on campus! The other gifts for the rest of her life are her care and character not her curves and complexion! Real men know this; so, get it screwed in! Those treacherous boys would call you 'sexy' and you would answer? Oh, sorry! They touch your breast and you would smile? They would ask you out and you would oblige? Oh, you are indeed a mistake. Am not money from their uncles! Dirty boys who most of the time are infected with sexually TRANSMITTED DISEASES. Hey! I want you to know that you were sent to school to obtain a DEGREE not a DISEASE. The campus is called a SCHOOL not SEX! You are on campus to receive EDUCATION not EJACULATION. You are here to master the use of a pen not the pleasures of a penis. Wake up girl! Do some thinking. Your future is greater than the 'best couple award'. You cook for a boy you are more intelligent than. You give your virginity to a boy who will definitely leave you after graduation. You play wife to a boy w

When you beat a small boy and he says' I will go and call my brothers for you and b4 u know it.he's coming with his brothers.What will you do?