Saturday, 28 March 2020

LADIES: FOUR WAYS TO BOND WITH YOUR HUSBAND DURING PREGNANCY

LADIES: FOUR WAYS TO BOND WITH YOUR HUSBAND DURING PREGNANCY
Pregnancy can affect our relationships in different ways. Pregnant women are advised to work on their relationships with their partners in order to make their love life stronger. There are different ways you can make your bond with your partner stronger while pregnant. Here are four ways to bond with your husband while you’re pregnant.

1. KEEP HIM IN THE LOOP: It is important to maintain a close relationship with your man while you're pregnant. Having regular discussions about the pregnancy and the baby's development will help him know what kind of support you require. You can create time to read different books or watch videos about pregnancy together. This will help you both in preparing for the baby.
2. LISTEN TO HIM: Always listen to your man. Allow him to talk about his feelings and tell you how the pregnancy has affected him. Also, let him know that you appreciate his support during this period and laud him for the little things he does for you to ensure you're comfortable.
3. LET HIM KNOW HE’S YOUR PILLAR OF STRENGTH: Always remind your man that he is the best and he means the world to you. Let him know that his support and care makes you stronger. A man will feel great when you appreciate the support he gives you while you are pregnant.
4. HAVE REALISTIC EXPECTATIONS: Do you have expectations? Make sure they are realistic. Do not expect too much from your man. Have expectations that your man will meet without straining

Extreme Faith

One man from Ayetoro Ekiti in Ido Osi Local Govt of Ekiti State in Nigeria and he does carpentry work. This man, every morning, passes in front of a Church on his way to work. One day he took a decision that he must go into the Church at the chapel to greet JESUS before going to his work. So each day he passes the Church he will go to the chapel and say "JESU mo ya ki o ni o " meaning "JESUS l ‘m here to greet you" he did this for many years and it became part of hm. One day he went to work as usual and fell down from the roof where he was working and had a spinal cord injury, he was taken to many hospitals and there was no remedy to his health and he became paralyzed. One day at the hospital where he was on his sick bed without hope, his wife left him alone in the room to bring something from the house. A man who dressed in white walked into the room and greeted him saying, " awe mi mo ya ki o " meaning my friend l have come to greet you. JESUS came to visit him since he couldn't come to visit Him as usual. And the sick man said Thank You, the visitor left and this man started to notice changes on his body, and to his greatest surprise, he got up and sat down on the bed still thinking if it was a dream when his wife came and saw him sitting down she thought it was a Ghost and raised alarm ran out from the room. The Doctor and Nurses rushed to the room thinking the sick man is dead, when the Doctor first entered and saw the man sitting comfortably, he also ran back, before he decided to ask him what happened and the healed man told him all that happened, the hospital was full of praises. He was visiting JESUS daily for many years but one singular visit by JESUS changed his hopelessness to joy!

INTIMATE THINGS TO DO BESIDES SEX

So, you want to get intimate with your honey. Guess it’s time to strip down and play with each other’s naughty bits. WRONG! Okay, so sex is intimate (at least great sex with someone you like is intimate), but believe it or not, there are other things to do that can build as strong of a connection with your partner. They make you feel even closer, and if you do them right, they’ll probably lead to even better sex. Don’t be scared of deeper intimacy than just doing the horizontal (or vertical, if you’re up for a change) tango. Try some of these today and see just how incredible they make you feel. 1. SPEND SOME TIME CUDDLING: Skip the sex and go straight to cuddling. Put on some background noise like a movie you’ve both seen a hundred times or some music. Just wrap yourselves up in each other and listen to the gentle rhythm of his heart beat and breathing. It’s sweet and more intimate than you might think. 2. TALK ABOUT WHAT’S REALLY IMPORTANT: You say you’re fine, he grunts that his day was good too. You might share some meaningless celebrity gossip and he’ll share how proud he was of some bodily gas he excreted earlier. That’s not enough. Have a deeper conversation. You don’t have to do it everyday, but talk about hopes, fears, dreams and even about the relationship itself. 3. OFFER TO HELP YOUR PARTNER WITH SOMETHING: Nothing is quite as sexy as a man that’s not afraid to help with the dishes or any other chores for that matter. Helping your partner with some random task gives you the two of you extra time together and shows you care. It’s amazing how close you feel when you wash and he dries. 4. PLAY TRUTH OR DARE: Add a bit of risk into the equation with some old school Truth or Dare. I know it might sound childish, but why should couples have to be mature 24/7? Sit down in the middle of the living room floor and have fun. You’ll be laughing and opening up in no time. If you play it right, one intimate thing might just lead into another. 5. TRY SOMETHING NEW TOGETHER: Trying something new together makes both of you more vulnerable. Neither one of you know what to expect. This means you share the entire experience for the first time together. It’s simple, but deeply intimate.

Sunday, 9 February 2020

MISSED CALL


I met a lady on Facebook early last week and we chatted for about three days before we agreed that I should visit her first. We both live in Lagos and the distance from my place to her house is not that far. So on the early hours of that day I called her and she told me the bus stop where I will alight and that I should call her when I gets there to direct me on how to get to her house, so I left my house well dressed and walked into a restaurant and bought some good foods and drinks for her because she asked me to bring something for her when coming, but on getting to the said bus stop I put a call to her, but lo and behold, her phone was switched off. I called and called for over an hour yet it wasn't connecting and out of anger I went back to my house and still kept calling, but it never went through so I had to delete her number from my phone. Later that day at about 6pm a call came in and I picked and she began to beg giving all sorts of excuses why her phone was off and asked me to give her my address let her come over and spend the night in my house but I refused because I don't know her plans. Please should I still continue with her or find my way?

Eating beans for ten years


A Man Cheating On His Wife Asked Me This Question After I Challenged Him Why He Cheated On His Wife.
SIR, CAN YOU EAT ONLY BEANS FOR TEN YEARS?
At first I didn't know how to answer him because it sounded as if he was making sense but God gave me an inspiration to answer him. Immediately, I replied: yes, I can. He laughed at me and looked at me with a question written on his face, how?

In reality I love beans so much and that makes me not get tired of eating it daily. But for me to continue to enjoy my beans I transform my beans into many things so I don't eat beans everyday and every time.

I can make beans cake (akara) for breakfast and momoi for lunch from the same beans. I can garnish my beans with varieties and spice it up with different spices.
I also asked him if he ever heard a scenario where a doctor advised his patient to avoid some set of food and stick to a particular or some particular ones? That is because those other food can damage his health or send him to his early grave.

Then he protested again, but sir, for a healthy living one needs to eat balanced diet. I became dumbfounded for a minute before another inspiration came. I realized that the Israelites ate only manna for forty years and no single one among them was sick for those forty years. Their sickness started when they requested for variety, "we need meat they said". God gave them enough meat, they ate and it was coming out of their noses.
When you eat what God is not happy with, it will come out of your nose. God is not happy with adultery.
He wanted to ask me further question but he paused and asked me to explain my previous answers. Then I explained thus;
Your spouse is the beans and if you truly love her you can never be tired of her. To transform my beans into akara and momoi means every man should spend on their wives to change their look as often as possible. Change her hairstyle weekly, change her wardrobe often, buy her what makes you attracted to other women outside.

Also, garnishing it with varieties and spicing it up with different spices require that you do some romantic things like using different styles at the bedroom, doing it elsewhere different from your home, making the place smell nice etc. Christian couples must be creative in their bedroom. Nudity and immodest dressing is not ideal outside but not in the the bedroom. Deliberately expose your cleavages and tigh for your husband, make your towel drop deliberately, bend down in front of him to pick it etc. Tempt him, seduce him and be his prostitute.
Your wife is a manna from heaven and she is a complete balanced diet. In her, there is protein, carbohydrate, fat, vitamin and minerals. That is why every woman has same contents. Though the container may differ in size and height. And like you know that the content of milk is what makes it milk and not the container, you use the milk and throw away the tin.
Don't take a bite from the forbidden fruit, it may look attractive but it is poisonous. Strange women may look attractive but they are poisonous and deadly, don't take a bite.
Thanks

THE SIZEABLE MARRIAGE SHOE


This is my opinion on marriage,
"Marriage is like shoe. When you wear oversize be ready to drag it along through out life, and when you marry under-size be ready to feel the pains through out life."
One thing about marriage is that you don't drop your shoe or remove it at any point no matter how painful or how stressful it is -
That is why I thought it necessary to write you this letter
Dear Singles,
When you are ready to buy your own shoe please take note of these three things:

1. Physical appearance:
Do not look for the beautiful once, the nice once or the cheap once. Look for the one that is your size.
Not every handsome, wealthy or intelligent guy is for you, not every beautiful woman is for you.
Look for the one that is meant for you, the once that aligns with your values and belief, the one who you meet at your life's journey.

It is important to know where you're going in life before you think of getting a wife.

2. Position:
All sizes of shoes are not placed in the same place. There is a place for cover shoes, rope shoes, canvers, snickers etc. We have Children sizes, young people's sizes and the adult size.
Know where to get your own shoe. Your size can not be everywhere my brother, your type cannot be everywhere my sister.
You cannot be a Christian, and be looking for a wife material at a club. Your wife or husband can't just be everywhere.

Stick to your values and therein you shall find someone like you, but when your values are not defined anyone can just match you.
Discover yourself and define your values

3. Perception:
In this kind of shoe purchasing enterprise, you are not permitted to try the shoe before you buy.
This is why it is important to seek guidance and counseling, from people who have bought shoes before or are into the business of directing people to the right shoes (Pastors,clerics and Relationship coaches)

And most importantly to avoid much time wasting time, simply consult the shoe manufacturer to tell you your size (God Almighty).

"You do not prepare for wedding, you prepare for marriage."
Ladies these days get so motivated when they attend wedding and they will quickly want to say yes to that guy.
Wait!!! It is not just the wedding Ooh, wedding is just one day. After the wedding. WHAT NEXT?

Finally, it is not something you rush to the market and just pick a shoes because you like or can purchase it.
Ask questions

-Where is this shoe made from? (Background)
-What's the size (Values)
-How much (His/Her interest)
-How long will it last (His/Her Character)
-Who made it? (Is she/He of the same faith This is compatibility)
-Will it match me? (This is whether he/she love you and will accept you the way you are)

Dear one. Remember, many are dragging their foot and they would hardly reach their destinies, many are feeling endless pains and wish they could pull off the shoes but no way!!!
I have seen people with beautiful shoes and when they show you their foot, you will see scars.
Beloved, it is not about the physical, it is the size, you can't know the size from afar so come close, build a relationship first but remember 'you are not permitted to try it before you buy it'
And for those who have purchased the wrong shoes, you can still make it your size again if you'd consult the manufacturer and let Him have His way in your marriage.
Your fulfillment is my priority