WONDERFUL CHILD

 This got me laughing!....

 Why I Will Never Teach Pre-School Kids Again!

At the creche where I work, there is a little girl named Vicky. She is so cute and sweet. Yesterday, just before knocking off, I found her busy, trying to put on her shoes. I approached her, and offered to help her. It was such a torrid time. The boots seamed to be smaller than her size. It took me 5 minutes to help her wear them. When we were done, after making a steps away from her, she called me said "Teacher, you made me wear banana". When I looked at her shoes, to my embarrassment, I realised I had misplaced her shoes - the banana style. Upon trying to take off the shoes again, it took me 3 minutes. After struggling so much I eventually managed to remove them and tried putting them on again, this time the correct way. However, it was more difficult than the first time. When I finished, she said: "Teacher, these shoes are not mine!" I really got angry, but since I work with little kids, I had to be patient and control my anger. I struggled to remove the shoes. I then asked Vicky where her own shoes were and this is what she said: 

"These shoes belong to my sister, my mum is the one who made me wear them in the morning today". This time I boiled in anger. But since I always do my job perfectly and wholeheartedly, I helped her to put on the shoes again. When we were done, Vicky pulled another shocker, yet again. "What about the socks, teacher?" she asked. I wondered whether I should laugh or cry. Politely and swiftly I asked her, "Where are the socks Vicky?" She innocently replied: "I shoved them in my shoes, they are in front of my toes" 

I Simply Resigned!

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A GOOD WOMAN.

A GOOD WOMAN, MAKES A GOOD WIFE AND A GOOD WIFE BECOMES A GOOD MOTHER. A GOOD MOTHER GIVES BIRTH TO A GOOD CHILD. IF YOU WANT TO BE A GOOD WOMAN, WIFE AND MOTHER, EMULATE THESE STEPS BELOW:

1). Never raise your voice for any reason to your husband. Its a sign of disrespect.

2). Don't expose your husband's weaknesses to your family and friends. It will bounce back at you. You are each other's keeper.

3). Never use attitudes and moods to communicate to your husband, you never know how your husband will interpret them. Defensive women don't have a happy home.

4). Never compare your husband to other men, you've no idea what their life is all about. If you attack his Ego, his Love for you will diminish.

5). Never ill treat your husband's friends because you don't like them, the person who's supposed to get rid of them is your husband.

6). Never forget that your husband married you, not your maid or anyone else. Do your duties.

7). Never assign anyone to give attention to your husband, people may do everything else but your husband is your own responsibility.

8). Never blame your husband if he comes back home empty handed. Rather encourage him.

9). Never be a wasteful wife, your husband's sweat is too precious to be wasted.

10). Never pretend to be sick for the purpose of denying your husband's right. You must give it to him how he wants it. It's very important to Men, if you keep denying him, it is a matter of time before another woman takes over that duty (even the anointed

ones)

11). Never compare your husband to your one time Ex-lover. Your home may Never recover from it if you do.

12). Never answer for your husband in public opinion polls, let him handle what is directed to him although he may answer for you in public opinion polls.

13). Never shout or challenge your husband in front of children. Wise Women don't do that.

14). Don't forget to check the smartness of your husband before he checks out.

26 LIFE PRINCIPLES YOU CAN EXPLORE FOR A FRUITFUL NEW YEAR*

 26 LIFE PRINCIPLES YOU CAN EXPLORE FOR A FRUITFUL NEW YEAR*

*A*

*ACCEPT*

Accept others for

who they are and

for the choices they

have made even if

you have difficulty

understanding their

beliefs, motives

or actions.

*B*

*BREAK AWAY*

Break away from

everything that

stands in the way

of what you hope

to accomplish

with your life.

*C*

*CREATE*

Create a family

of friends whom

you can share your

hopes, dreams,

sorrows, and

happiness together.

*D*

*DECIDE*

Decide that you’ll be

successful *&* happy

come what may, and

good things will find

you. The roadblocks

are only minor

obstacles along

the way.

*E*

*EXPLORE*

Explore & experiment.

The world has much

to offer, and you

have much to give.

And every time you

try something new,

you’ll learn more

about yourself.

*F*

*FORGIVE*

Grudges only weigh

you down and inspire

unhappiness *&* grief.

Soar above it, and

remember that

everyone makes

mistakes.

*G*

*GROW*

Leave the childhood

monsters behind. They

can no longer hurt you

or stand in your way.

*H*

*HOPE*

Hope for the best

and never forget that

anything is possible

as long as you remain

dedicated to the task.

*I*

*IGNORE*

Ignore the negative

voice inside your head.

Focus instead on your

goals and remember

your accomplishments.

Your past success is only

a small inkling of what

the future holds.

*J*

*JOURNEY*

Journey to new worlds,

new possibilities, is

mostly by remaining

open-minded.

Try to learn something

new every day and you

will grow in Knowledge.

*K*

*KNOW*

Know that no matter

how bad things seem,

to be they will always

get better.

The harshest Winter

always follows the

Warmth of Spring.

*L*

*L*

*LOVE*

Let love fill your

heart instead of hate.

When hate is in your

heart, there is *NO* room

for anything else,

but when love is in

your heart, there’s

room for endless

happiness.

*M*

*MANAGE*

Manage your time and

your expenses wisely,

and you’ll suffer less

stress and worry.

Then you’ll be able to

focus on the important

things in life.

*N*

*NOTICE*

Never ignore the poor,

infirm, helpless, weak,

or suffering people.

Offer your assistance

when possible, and

always your kindness

and understanding.

*O*

*OPEN*

Open your eyes and

take in all the beauty

around you.

Even during the

worst of times,

there’s still much

to be thankful for.

*P*

*PLAY*

Never forget to have

fun along the way.

Success means nothing

without happiness.

*Q*

*QUESTION*

Ask many questions,

because you are here

to learn & be informed.

*R*

*RELAX*

Refuse to let worry

and stress rule your

Life, and remember

that things always

have a way of working

out in the end.

*S*

*SHARE*

Share your talent,

skills, knowledge,

and time with others.

Everything that you

invest in others will

return to you many

times Multiplied.

*T*

*TRY*

Even when your

dreams seem

impossible to reach,

try anyway. You’ll be

amazed by what you

can accomplish.

*U*

*USE*

Use your gifts to

your best ability.

Talent that is wasted

has no value. Talent

that is made into

efforts will bring

unexpected rewards.

*V*

*VALUE*

Value the friends and

family members who

have supported and

encouraged you *&* be

there for them as well.

*W*

*WORK*

Work hard every day

to be the best person

you aspire to be, but

never feel guilty if you

fall short of your goals.

Every *sunrise* offers

a second chance.

*X*

*X-RAY*

Look deep inside the

hearts of those around

you and you will see

the goodness and

beauty within.

*Y*

*YIELD*

Yield to commitment.

If you stay on track

and remain dedicated,

you will find success

at the end of the road.

*Z*

*ZOOM*

Zoom to a happy

place when bad

memories or sorrow

rears its ugly head.

Let nothing interfere

with your goals.

Instead, focus on

your abilities, in

your dreams, and

a brighter tomorrow.

Wishing you a fulfilled 2021

MARRIAGE IS NOT A SCAM.

 MARRIAGE IS NOT A SCAM.

Marriage is much more than for the gram, or for prewedding Pictures and social media clout. It is a whole humbling process. You must get the foundation right or regret it. Many young people get swayed by frivolities and end up with the devil. Some see the signs but will still go ahead and marry hoping they will Change. Marriage is not beautiful by default. It is like an empty box. The love, peace, effective communication and maturity comes from the both of you, and that's why the most important factor is not just having the right person, but also being the right person.

I get tired of young unserious people who get into relationship for material/sexual gratification and then come out to shout about how marriage is rubbish. If you marry the wrong person, you have Part of the blame. Yes, You don't have to stay but accept your part. This applies to both gender (male & female). Women will marry a man who is clearly toxic for whatever reason: money, sexual prowess or social class. Men will marry women for even money, Beauty, and two months later you're on social media shouting marriage is a scam, love is a scam, this is a this and that is a that. No, you didn't have sense.

Love or marriage is not a scam. Take the responsibility that you married the wrong person. The pain of marrying the wrong person is worse than your present fear of getting too old before marriage. Some of you jump into marriage without getting to know the person. In dating, you were busy just having sex, going to eateries, taking photos, sleeping over, doing laundries, chatting and asking yourselves 'Have you eaten' 20times a day. It is your fault!

IMPORTANT OF OSE OJI AND OJI

By OLUEBUBE S C@Igbo bu igbo facebook group

In promoting our beautiful culture and tradition, I made a post about ose orji Igbo and orji ugo on how to make prayers with it and for blessings but I now understand that we igbos are very good in promoting others culture than ours.. when I made the post, thou has deleted it cuz of much friend request and questions and am only one person,some asked questions which I sincerely answer the one I could while some were like saying.. I believe in God, Jesus is stronger e.t.c

You believe in God abi? So who do I believe in.. Ekwensu odu ogologo okwaya?

I laugh and decide to keep mute but later change my mind for them not to give cold mind to others with their comments. If you are among those that said what I teach that day is evil that means you are inother way round saying that our culture (ur own) is evil and you are trying to say that God planted evil in our land and give the white good things .. check godiya

You can't pray with ose orji but you can drink one trailer of Goya olive oil given to you to pray chai! Who do us?

You can't use ose orji to pray to God and chase evil away from ur home but you can use sticker , handkerchief,water mix with salt ur Rev. Give to you and you see no evil in it but our own ose orji is evil.. for instance my dad buy me a red shoe and my uncle that lives abroad came back home and bought me a yellow shoe as well, so should I now throw away the one my dad gift me and say is no longer good, no no no

Rather I use both and that's make me has two shoes

Have you seen or heard that someone is been killed with ose orji ? Then what makes you think is evil

Please if you know how you pray with Oliver oil, water and sticker , pray same with ose orji it works .

Everything is now fetish to us ndi Igbo even ogu Igbo(native drugs ) is now fetish to us , we throw away everything in a twinkle of an eye..

Please umunnem let's go back to our root that didn't stop you from been a Christian taht you are .. read ur Bible very well

23 THINGS TO DO TO KEEP YOUR HUSBAND UNDER THE CONTROL OF YOUR LOVE

1. Call him by a pet name

2. Allow him exercise his authority as the head of the family.

3. DO not challenge him when he is hurt.

4. Be silent when he is angry. You can go back to him in his happy moment with apology and explain why you behave that way that annoyed him.

5. Be quick to say "I'm sorry dear" when ever you offend him, insist on his forgiveness, appreciate and kiss him when he does.

6. Speak good of him before his Friends and siblings.

7. Honor his mother

8. Insist that he buys gift for his parents and in so doing be he will do same for your parents

9. Surprise him with his favorite dish especially when he has no money at hand and never delay his food.

10. Do not allow the maid to serve him food when you are at home. Because u may lose him to her.

11. Give him a warm reception with an embrace when he returns, collect his luggage and help undress him.

12. Smile when you look at him and give him occasional pecks when you are out socially.

13. Praise him before your children sometimes.

14. Wash his back while he is in the shower.

15. Put love note in his pocket or briefcase.

16. Phone and tell him that you miss him.

17. Dial his number and on hearing "hello" just tell him I love you.

18. If he is a public figure or a politician, gently wake him at the early hours of the morning and romance him to the point he want no more, give him sex. He will not be entice by any other woman that day.

19. Tell him how lucky you are to have him as your husband.

20. Give him a hug for no reason, a surprise Hug.

21. Appreciate God for the Adam of your life.

22. Always remember to pray for him.

23. Pray together and also pray together before going to bed in the night.

May God bless your marriages. Singles may you experience true love today and forever. May non-serious people that will waste your time be disconnected in your life In Jesus Name