Never allow friends break your home.

So funny!

A man married his heartthrob. After almost 10 years in the marriage the wife became an Oil tycoon. She runs a thriving business that takes her to almost every part of the world. The husband, still scraping by.

The woman loved her hubby. He drives her everywhere and she seeks out his opinion on almost all matters. Jolly fellows. The husband has 5 out of the 9 cars on the fleet. With the least being a 2012 Prado jeep. Big boy. His wife takes care of him.

Okay, the meat of the story!! The man was with his friends at a regular hangout and the conversation that ensued is both hilarious and a huge lesson:

Friend: "You! I am sorry for you. Your wife has used your destiny. She's so rich whilst you're merely scraping by. Doing fake big boy. We all know your wife is the source of all your bigboyism. You better think twice. Snatch your destiny away from her before she will finish you !

Husband: "Thanks for the advice. You see, let me tell you something you don't know o. I am 45 years old now and my marriage is just 10years old and for 35 years as a bachelor, I didn't know how to use my destiny. I was suffering, no clothes, no car, couldn't afford a good accommodation. Even to eat na wahala! Now I got married 10 years ago to my wife and she knows how to use my destiny. Now I drive the latest cars and travel with her to any part of the world that even you my friends whose destinies are not been used haven't been to before.

If her usage of my destiny has given me joy, rest/ peace of mind and great comfort like this, then I am going home right now to inform my wife to continue using my destiny o. Infact! She must make sure she finish the destiny. It must not remain o....

*QUESTIONS THAT CAN TRANSFORM YOUR MARRIAGE IF ANSWERED SINCERELY*

1. Will your children wish their marriage to be like yours?

2. Is your marriage preaching the right message to the people around you?

3. Will your spouse be willing to marry you again if given opportunity to remarry?

4. Is God happy and glorified about your marriage? Or you keep hiding under grace and repentance all the time?

5. Is your marriage a blessing to your spouse or a source of bitterness?

6. Since you are married to your spouse, is his/her life better than you met him/her?

7. When last did you deliberately appreciate your spouse for the sacrifices he/she had made in this marriage? Or you feel, he/she made none?

8. Are you always seeing your spouse as the problem of your union and seeing yourself as the saint?

9. How much sacrifice have you put in this marriage in order to make it work?

10. If you die today, do you think your spouse will really miss you or your death will be like a relief to him/her?

11. Are you always thinking and threatening your spouse with divorce and separation?

12. Are you seeing and thinking about someone else as a better spouse if you had been married to him/her?

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13. How do you leave home for work; with a "Good bye, Hug or wave?" Or you silently leave?

14. Do you know his /her favourite dish? When last did you surprise him/her with it?

15. Is he/she your defence when under siege with family negative comments?

16.What do you think of him/ her when absent?

17. How often do. you pray for and with your spouse?

18. Do you feel relieved or miss your spouse whenever he/she travels?

19. How will you rate the level of truthfulness, secrecy and passion in the union on a scale of 1 to 10?

20. How do you deal with bitterness, rancour, betrayal, anger, selfishness and discord to restore sweetness?

The answers to these questions will X-ray how healthy your marriage is.

If I asked you to submit the answers to me you may lie but you can't lie to your conscience.

SO SWEETBITTERED

*Where to get great SEX* !!! So sweet An experience!!! Copy "Send me a photo of your nipples" the other man sent her a message on WhatsApp. She walked to the bathroom. Locked the door then strapped down her night dress. Took a photo of her breasts then sent to the other man. "Tomorrow you will get to touch these" she texted the other man. She got out of the bathroom smiling then got inside the bed where her husband was. Tomorrow she will be going to finally meet the man she's been flirting with. This man has promised her great sex, sex out of this world. She complained to the other man about how her husband is weak in sex, a one minute man. This other man promised to sex her real good. She was excited. She really wants sex. Good sex. This other man sent her a picture of his penis. She held her phone close, saw the penis picture. "Who is that?" Asked her husband. "It's Karo. She is confirming that we are going for a kesha at her church tomorrow night" she told her husband. It was a lie. She is not going for a kesha with Karo tomorrow, she is going to meet up with the other man in a hotel to have mind blowing sex that no one has to know. "Let me text her to tell her I will meet her at six in the evening" she lied to her husband. "Say hello to her" her innocent husband said. "OK" she said. "That is the biggest penis I have ever seen. I can't wait for it to slide and cum inside me. You are making me hot. Keep him warm for me" she texted the other man. She placed her fingers between her legs. She had shaved. Ready for tomorrow's sex. Her husband started touching her, leaning towards her to kiss her and make love to her, his wife. She pulled away. Denied her husband her body. "I am not in the mood" she said. "I love you" her husband said and turned the other way and slept. She felt a sting in her heart. What is she doing? She has turned into a liar. Her marriage is falling apart by her lusting after another man. How is she to work on her marriage if she is focusing on the penis of another man? She stared at the wall. She couldn't sleep. So tomorrow after she has mind blowing sex, what next? This man wants to sex her even if it means cheating on her husband. He just wants sex, nothing more. How many other women is he sexing and sending pictures of his penis to? If she gets pregnant, he will not want to be a father. This other man doesn't even care about her dreams, her fears, her children, her future, her relationship with God. All he wants is her vagina, butt and nipples. He doesn't bother knowing her heart. Her husband on the other hand is the sweetest man in the world. He married her. Is a great father. He is loving. He supports her. Strives to make her happy. Thoughtful. Good looking. His sex may not last long but he makes her feel loved. She has a good husband. She cried. Asked God for forgiveness. She picked up her phone. Deleted the penis picture on her phone. "I can't do this any more. What we have been doing is wrong. I love my husband. I will not cheat on him. Do not contact me any more. I want nothing to do with you" she texted the other man and blocked his number so that he can't call or text her. She switched her phone off. Removed her night dress. Took her fingers to her husband's nipples and started rubbing them. Her husband woke up. She took her fingers down his penis. Removed his penis from his boxer shorts. He started getting hard. "I want you" she whispered to his ear. He got really hard as she stroke his penis. She sat on him and made love to him. When she sensed he was about to orgasm, she stood up and showed to him her breasts. She then gently came down on her bed, laid on her back. "Make love to me" she requested. He got up and went on top of her. They made sweet love. She made him relax and he lasted longer. She helped him hold his hardness for longer. Sweet orgasm, they both had. That was the sweetest pleasure they have ever had as husband and wife. She has never felt that good before. They had learned each other's body better than before. "I love you" she told her husband. "I love you too" said her husband. "I really love you. Thankyou for being such an amazing husband" she added. "You are in a good mood" her husband said smiling. "I am a blessed wife, that's why. I have decided to stay at home tomorrow night. I will stay at home and pray with you and our marriage. Let's have a kesha as husband and wife" she said. "I love the sound of that my love" her husband said. They kissed and slept peaceful and happy. The greatest sex is not outside your marriage, it is at home, with your spouse. The kind of sex that comes with love, joy, peace, fulfilment no regrets, and no guilt. My husband My pride. May God visit every cheating husband or wife to concentrate on his/her marriag

ADVICE TO BROTHERS

Let me give you this piece of advice for free.. 1) It takes Patience to LIVE with a Woman 2) It takes Patience to LOVE a Woman MARRIAGE will test your Patience as a Man. Start building it now.. A Woman can make you go late for events back to back because she'll take 3 hours to get ready. Remember you only need 3 minutes. If you aren't patient, you'll talk to her in a manner or do something you'll later regret, A Woman can burst into tears just because you forgot to tell her I LOVE YOU before you dozed off to sleep A Woman loves to talk, if you are not patient as a Man, you'll snap one day and tell her "Woman, you talk too much, don't you ever keep quiet" and those words can damage a Woman almost irreversibly. A Woman craves attention and petting, this can sometimes get on your nerves as a Man and only patience will help you. A Woman can get angry, and you'll use full 45 minutes to be apologizing. If you aren't patient, you no go fit. She'll say she's not hungry, then after you buy only one sharwama, she'll be dragging it with you. You'll both have a plate of rice before you, but she'll leave her plate of rice and be eating yours. When she's on her period, you'll see drama. PATIENCE! When she's Pregnant, drama pro max. PATIENCE!! You'll run errands in Marriage oh. "Honey scratch my back". "Honey hold me" "Baby, tell me you love me.." and you just said it 3 minutes ago. Relationship and Marriage will test your Patience as a Man. I've told you ahead, carry patience and enter marriage. E get why. #SHARE to educate others.Cheers

I WILL MARRY YOU

Sister i will marry you is not marriage, give me your mummy's number is not marriage. I just spoke with everyone in your family even your ancestor is not marriage. I sent some stuff to your parents is still not marriage. Haven't you seen my people? Is still not marriage. My mum is fond of you, is not marriage, i love the way you cook, you will make a good wife, is still not marriage. My parent and siblings can't stop talking about you, my dear that is still not marriage. I have engaged you, so you have nothing to worry about, that is not marriage. Until he come and pay your bride price, perfect the wedding plans and take you home, that is when you are assured to be his wife. Till then, you leave your heart opened, be wise in all you do and remember not to engrossed in wifey shit for who is not worth it. Don't place your mind on anybody who is not yet married to you and stop bragging that he's yours yet. Also having keys to his apartment is not marriage. Sister you are the daughter of a respected man and a future wife to another. Don't let young boys fool you into their temporary lust. You know your worth. Ladies be wise...

DIFFERENT BETWEEN LAZY MAN AND JOBLESS MAN

Do not marry a LAZYMAN, there are difference between a lazyman and a jobless man. A man that lacked an idea of making a daily income is a LAZYMAN. Lack of job is not an excuse for being lazy. Be a man, put your hands to do something legitimate. Ladies, do not marry a lazyman, rather marry a man of vision. A man of idea, a man that sees opportunities in everything around him. Love is not blind as they say and so, courtship is the time to open both your spiritual and physical eyes to know if God has made your journey properous. It is a time to check if the person you want to marry is interested in your Calling and Vision. Marry a man with potentials and shape him into a husband. There are poor men with potentials. Marry within your means. Make sure you're capable of meeting your needs.