WHEN DATING A WOMAN WHO IS AN ASSET, YOU GET TEXTS SUCH AS THESE

WHEN DATING A WOMAN WHO IS AN ASSET, YOU GET TEXTS SUCH AS THESE👇

1. Morning Dear, hope you had a wonderful night. How are you today? Wake up and get ready for work. Don't forget to send your application for the job I told you about yesterday.

2. Yes Darling, I miss you so much, I hope you are enjoying your day, I am heading out for lunch. Talk later. Take care of yourself. Love you !

3.Yes dear I am at the shop doing grocery for the house, next time I am coming with you.

4. Don't put yourself under pressure my love, I know you will achieve your goal. You have my full support.

5. Don't forget to say your prayers by 9am, 12noon and 3pm. Remember our strength is in God. Call me when you are ready for the prayers so we pray together online.

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6. Hello dear, are you back from work. How was your day. .. Hope it was not stressful?

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7. Good evening dear, i just wanted to call to find out how your weekend is going.

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WHEN DATING A WOMAN WHO IS A LIABILITY/ SLAY QUEEN.

1. Morning babe, send me some airtime,

please bae.

2. Hello sweet, I am coming over for some

pizza over lunch? And someone is selling nice perfumes can I take one please. Love you xoxoxo much.

3. Hey handsome, buy me data please. Also wanted to tell you my neighbor is selling skinny jeans, nice shoes from USA and Brazilian hair. You will let me know when you are ready to get me these. Loving you lots.

4. My friends are doing their birthdays this weekend at Garden Court on Friday, Natasha at Mukuba Mall on Saturday and Yvonne on Sunday at the famous East Park Mall. We must attend all. Cancel all your appointments.

5. Baby, I don't feel like talking. Can we chat please....

A reasonable man will marry a lady who is an asset to him and not a liability. 

Men are not stupid.

NOTE:

So, if you are wondering why men are dumping you, please check yourself. You might be the reasons for your own misfortune.

🙏👏

Class dismissed 🥂

DO NOT DO THIS DURING SEX...✍🏾

1. Looking at time when you are having sex gives the other an impression that you are wasting their time!

2. Acting annoyed when the other partner takes long to get an orgasm. Instead help them to reach there if you already have.

3. Having an orgasm first, then not bothering if your partner should have an orgasm or not. That is pure selfishness do something to make them reach there too!

4. Sneezing or coughing on partners face. If you must, look aside no need to splash someone with your saliva!

5. Making reference to a technique an ex used to do great to you, that is unhealthy comparison and will ruin that moment. IF you feel someone is not giving you well as you wish, address them not making references.

6. Faking that you are enjoying sex, making all dramatic movements, dramatic moans etc. until someone can just tell you are faking.

7. Being too silent until someone feels like he is a mortician. At least make some sound when it feels good.

8. Being a passive participant and expecting your partner to do everything to you. Makes someone feel like a doctor operating a half dead patient!

9. Making disapproval faces when not satisfied. You better say it since your partner is not a psychic.

10. Not telling your partner you wish to try something new, then going on to try something so strange in bed. Nothing irritates someone than feeling like an experiment. Seek approval beforehand.

11. Calling out the wrong name when the pleasure is at the peak. That is a total deal breaker.

12. Not kissing. Kissing is so intimate to be ignored.

13. Pushing someone’s head towards your sexual organs in order to request for oral sex. Oral sex is a sensitive matter and if someone is not feeling like it, do not force them.

14. Rushing through foreplay, this is totally wrong. Heat up the moment to enjoy more.

15. Farting during sex and appearing like all is normal and usual. It is not!

16. Feeling offended when your partner communicates during sex. Communication will help both of you perfect it, so take it positively whatever feedback you get during sex

HOW TO ASK FOR SEX FROM YOUR SPOUSE...✍️

1. Touch him/her on the stimulating areas to get him/her in the mood. Nipples, neck, back

2. Kiss him/her. Kisses almost always make us think of making love

3. Take showers or baths together. Invite your spouse to the shower, make it a habit. Get playful there, sex will happen

4. Send your spouse naughty messages during the day saying what you will do to him/her. By the time you get home, you both will be in the mood

5. Massage your spouse's body, touch and care arouses your spouse

6. Dress for sex. There are lingerie that you wear that tell your spouse "I want sex. I am feeling sexy"

7. Sleep naked together. The greater and easier the access, the more the sex

8. Treat your spouse well. We get horny when we are near the spouse who treats us well

9. Touch your spouse between the legs. Don't beat around the bush. Lady, take your fingers inside his boxer and stroke his gun to hardness; man, take your fingers inside her panty and rub till she swells. Men love a wife who is sexually aggressive; women love a husband that is hungry for her and unpredictable

10. Whisper naughty things into your spouse's ear. There is something sexy about hearing and feeling your spouse breathing in a horny way

11. Invite your spouse for a sensual, intimate dance. Salsa, slow dance, bump and grind. There is no way you two will be close to each other, body to body and not want to make love. This is why married people need to go out on dates more, go out and find intimacy. Find intimacy in dancing in the house too

12. Strip, tease and seduce your spouse. Whine, kata kiuno, slowly reveal your body

13. Be playful. Lady, take your husband's hands and place them on your butt, blindfold him with your bra. Man, grab her butt as she works, unhook her bra when she least expects it

14. Pose in a seductive way. Lay in bed in a sexual way, lady deliberately bend infront of him in a manner to suggest an invite for doggy style

15. Master a seductive look. Man, your wife gets turned on when you give her a piercing look that says "I want you now. She gets wet when you undress her with your eyes". Lady, pull your husband to you with "Come inside me" eyes

16. Ask for sex unapologetically. Tell your spouse without wasting time, "Sex me"... "I am horny". Stop suffering alone in sexual fire. Sometimes all you have to do is to open your mouth and say, "Sweetheart, let's make love NOW!"

WOMEN'S WORLD

 WOMEN'S WORLD

• When a man has a good car it attracts more ladies to him. When a lady has a good car it repels guys away from her. This is the world we live in.

• A teenage boy impregnates his teenage girlfriend. The girl drops out of school, the boy continues his education. This is the world we live in.

• A guy catches his girlfriend with another guy, he fights his girlfriend. A lady catches her guy with another lady, she fights the other lady. This is the world we live in.

• The older a man becomes, the higher the number of ladies available for him. The older a lady becomes the fewer the number of guys available for her. This is the world we live in.

• A 76 year old man can still marry a 26 year old lady. A 36 year old lady is tagged too old to get married. This is the world we live in.

• A man looses his wife to death and remarries a year after, he did the right thing, he's being praised and congratulated for moving on, after all life is for the living.

• A woman looses her husband to death and remarries after 4yrs, "aaah! so early? Are u sure she wasn't sleeping with that man even when her husband was alive? That was why she killed her husband. This is the world we live in.

• A married man is caught in bed with another woman, his wife is asked to forgive him and move on. A married woman is caught in bed with another man, the husband asks her to leave his house. This is the world we live in.

• If a man rises to be the CEO of the company, he got there by hard work and determination. If a woman rises to be the CEO of the company, even if the staff are all women, she is suspected to get there by sleeping with the board members. This is the world we live in.

. Some people will read this post and will neither like nor comment on it and won't even add me for more just because am not yet a CELEBRITY forgetting that they can make me one..

This is the world and the group we live in.

Welcome October!

 

🖊 All those things that hurt you in the past...thoughts you have of what happened, the ones that haunt you like a ghost;  pick just one of those today, but think of a few positive things that came from that event in your life instead of all the negative. Now re-write your story; but this time, make it  magical! ~Amy~ 

Reflection of Love

 Remember that the love that people have for your children, your partner, your friends and your family doesn't take away from you, it is a reflection of the love they have for you.

Words by Tahlia Hunter