WHY I LOVE NAKED WOMEN

A group of ladies arrived the church, wearing clothes that were quite revealing. Here is what the pastor did. He took a good look at them and made them sit. Then he said something that they might never forget for the rest of their lives.

He looked at them straight in the eyes and said,

''Ladies,everything that God made valuable in this world is well covered and hard to see, find or get.

1.Where do you find diamonds? Deep down in the ground, covered and protected.

2. Where do you find pearls? Deep down at the bottom of the ocean, covered up and protected in a beautiful shell.

3. Where do you find gold? Way down in the mine, covered with layers of rock and to get them, you have to work hard and dig deep down to get them.

He looked at them with serious eyes and said,''You are far more precious than gold, diamonds and pearls, and you should be covered too'' He added, "if you keep your treasured minerals just like gold, diamonds and pearls deeply covered up, a reputable mining company with the requisite machinery will fly down and conduct years of extensive exploration.

First, they will contact your government (family), sign contracts (wedding) and mine you professionally & legally marriage).

But if you leave your precious minerals uncovered on the surface of the earth, you always attract a lot of illegal miners to come and mine you illegally.

Keep your bodies deeply covered so that it will invite professional miners to chase you.

Moral Lesson: DRESS WELL and refrain from SEXUAL IMMORALITY

God bless you

Ovulation count

EDUCATIVE TIPS ON MENSTRUATION FOR WOMEN/LADIES AND GIRLS.

Most girls/ ladies don't understand this because of much heavy grammar used to teach it, and we don't listen to our body too. We read, we started listening to famale body for signs and we arrived at the simple analysis/steps........

# MENSTRUAL_PERIOD : The time blood flows out of your private area, when you use pad.

# MENSTRUAL_CYCLE : Days it takes to see another blood in the month. If you last saw your period in June 11th and it started again on July 10th 2021 , then you have 30days cycle (count from 11 June to 10 July).

#NOTE : It is erroneous to believe it's 28days cycle, different women have different cycles ranging from 21-35 days.

# OVULATION_PERIOD : This is time to get pregnant without stress. This is 2 weeks after your period or 2 weeks before the next period.

Here's a simple way to calculate your ovulation (unsafe) period.

1. From the first day you see the blood of your period.

2. Pick up a calendar and count 15 days including the first day of the blood stain.

3. Mark the 15th day with a pen.

4. Mark 3 days before the 15th day, and mark 3 days after the 15th day.

6. You will notice you have 7 days marked.

These 7 days are your ovulation/fertile days also known as unsafe period. That is if you have sex on any of these days, then you have 98% chances of being pregnant.

7. Do this every month diligently

#EVERY_OTHER_DAY_IS_YOUR_SAFE_PERIOD .

#FOR_EXAMPLE :

1. If your period is 11th July, 2021 ,

2. 15 days after the first day of the blood stain will be on 25th of this July too (2weeks after) counting from 11th.

3. 15th day is on the 25th July 2021 .

4. 3days before the 15th day is 22, 23, 24.

5. 3days after 25th July 2021 is 26, 27, 28.

6. 22-28th July (7days) is when you are ovulating. It is your fertile period.

**Don't forget that the 7 days is a reminder that sperm stays in the female body for about 7 days. Any sexual contact in between ovulation period will form something that has ears, eyes, etc.

#ALSO ......

If you want a baby girl, have sex between 3 days before ovulation (22- 24th) 2021 .

For a baby boy on the main ovulation day and 3 days after 25th.

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MAJOR SIGNS THAT YOUR OVULATION HAS BEGAN...

You don't need a doctor, just relax. After 2 weeks you may feel the following:

1. Headache.

2. High body temperature.

3. Dizziness (feeling of tiredness and sleepiness).

4. Breast tenderness/ size increases just like when you are menstruating.

5. Increased sex drive.

6. Light cramps or pain on one side of the pelvis.

7. Abdominal bloating.

8. Heightened sense of smell, taste or vision (you eat more).

9. Vagina mucus becomes slippery (if you notice, put it in between fingers...it stretches like thick catarrh or snail mucus...colorless like egg white.

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N/B: The instance here is for ladies with 30 days cycle. And someone who saw her period in July 2021. If yours is 28, then it's 14 days and not 15 days.

**If you have headache without a cause, check back to when your period started. You can drink both malt and peak milk....don't run to the pharmacist always on issues that can be naturally handled, because drugs are not always good on girls. Or you can take only paracetamol.

Please take Note: For single ladies and girls,

When you are on your free period that’s doesn’t means that you should go a meet a guy or start sleeping around. Stay away from premarital sex. It is a sin against God which is called fornication.

Sex is mainly made for the married.

Sex is only enjoyable in marriage.

Claiming Rights in Marriage

Two families lived in the same compound. The family of Mr Peter had constant quarrels in their marriage and the other family of Mr Davis lived quietly and friendly.

One day, Mr Peter and his wife had this feeling of jealousy about nice atmosphere in the family of the Davis, then the wife told her husband:

– Go to Davis’ family and look at what they are doing right that we are not doing.

The husband came, hid and started watching through the window luckily at the time he saw Mrs Davis mopping the floor in the living room. Suddenly something distracted her, and she ran to the kitchen. At that time her husband rushed into the living room. He did not notice the bucket of water, he accidentally kicked it and the water in the mop Bucket splashed to the floor.

Then his wife came back from the kitchen and said to him:

– I’m sorry, honey, it’s my fault because I did not remove the bucket from the passage

– No, I‘m sorry, honey, it’s my fault, because I did not notice it was there.

After Mr Peter saw this, he returned home quietly.

When his wife asked him how far;

– Did you see anything?

– Mr Peter said I guess I did, we always seek to be right at every argument But for the Peter's each of them takes the blame on themselves and move on.

Faked cAr key

My best friend bought a brand new car and called to inform me. I was so happy for him. I screamed on the phone in joy and told him I was coming right away.

When I got to his house, he threw the car key on me and told me to drive around and bring the car back to him.

"Omoh you mean am?" I asked in excitement.

He said yes.

I got into the brand new car and drove straight to my house to pick my wife. That was the only place I could drive to. I wanted her to enter a brand new car and feel the excitement.

When I drove into our compound, my wife ran out of the house. I saw the smiles on her face. She was just waiting for me to confirm it.

"I bought a new car baby."

She screamed for joy. Fell to the ground. Rolled in the compound and stood up again. She started singing "Narekelemo". All her face was smeared with dust. She had used her cloth to clean the floor. By the time she got up, she was looking like someone whom soldiers had beaten up with firewood.

I did not know how to tell her it was a joke anymore. She opened the car and entered. I also got into the car.

We started driving around Jos. We were just driving around without a destination. My wife was screaming in the car. She was Shouting like a terrorist. Dancing. Even touching my manhood with style.

After three hours, my friend called me to bring the car home so his Uncle could see.

That was how I took the next U-Turn and started driving to my friend's house. We got to his house and I alighted from the car. I handed the car key to my friend. My wife was still in the car looking at me.

My friend asked why my wife was still tying wrapper and why her face and hair was dusty. I told him she fell down why we stopped to buy something on the road. I begged him to go inside as she may be embarrassed if he came close.

He went in.

I walked to the car and told my wife to come down so we could climb Okada and go home.

The woman became surprised.

"What about our car? Who did you give our car keys to?"

"It was Patrick's new car o. I just wanted you to enjoy what our future will look like."

My wife looked at me. She realized it was all a prank. She alighted from the car without saying a word to me.

That day we boarded Okada. She sat in front and I sat at the back. My wife was just turning from left to right while on the Okada. In my heart I was praying let her not push me on the express. I kept holding the back of the Okada very well.

When we returned home, she entered the house and locked me outside. Despite begging my wife did not open. She left me outside till 2am before she finally opened the door for me.

Man became humble.

I told her thank you as I walked into the house.

A year later I bought our very first car and brought it home. Even though my wife and I had gone to buy the car, she didn't jump or celebrate. I asked her why she had celebrated our friend's car and why she didn't celebrate this one.

She looked at me.

"Praises, I am careful now. Once beaten twice shy. I will celebrate when the car is two months old in our compound."

Why Sex again

There is something both the aged and the infant do not know anything about.

The church also has closed her eyes on this particular issue. Nobody wants to talk about it but it is very real.

In case you are not aware my brethren, I want to tell you that: SEXUAL IMMORALITY is the last bullet the kingdom of darkness has thrown against the church of God, and the church is wounded very sore that there seems to be no cure or remedy.

I want to make it so clear and not in jargons or vocabularies that, you cannot count the number of people who go to church and proclaim the name of God, that are still living in immorality. They may either be suffering from *lust, masturbation, pornography, adultery, incest, homosexual, lesbianism, sodomy, bestiality and many more* which time will fail me to mention.

Hardly will you come across a young lady who has not been misused by 'so called boyfriends'. And every guy is now dating because of sex.

God is watching all those that are having sex with people they haven't married.

It's a headache for God seeing his own created people perishing in a sin called sexual immorality. How many young men today in the church can you count and point fingers at that fornication has not pulled down?

A pastor slept with his junior pastor's wife, impregnated her, and used the name of God to defend himself that it was God who instructed him to do so.

Sex that is supposed to be between husband and wife only, is now between father and daughter in the church, do I need to tell you there is fire on the mountain?

If sex that is only legalized between a man and his wife, is now between a guy and his girlfriend or between a man and his fiancee, do you need angels to come and sound the warning against sexual immorality?

If sex that is a sacred thing in marriage has become a desecrated thing in dating, what else do you want before you prepare the way of the Lord?

PASTOR, WHY ARE YOU QUIET?!

Cry aloud, spare not. And tell the house of Jacob their sins, and Israel their transgressions. Pastor why are you not crying aloud? Why are you so mute like ELI? Heaven is shedding tears over the perishing souls every day and you are there raising funds every Sunday to build bigger Auditorium.

You call your members for anointing services and prayer meetings without urging sin out of them.

Some are living together with men that did not pay any dowry on them.

Some commit abortion and cover it up. Some are lesbians and homosexuals. What are you doing about that?

Where has the word of God that says *"flee fornication"* gone to in your Bible? From henceforth, if you don't take this warning and start declaring war against this strange spirit that has taken over the church, you'll have questions to answer.

And those who claim they love holiness messages with negligence to this particular truth about sex have actually missed the mark.

AND YOU CHURCH MEMBERS!

To be active in church and still be committing immorality, God is watching you.

To be a child of God and still having a boyfriend or girlfriend, God is watching you.

To be a choir member or youth leader and still be doing what the married are doing, if you like continue.

All you need is genuine repentance.

CHRIST'S COMING IS VERY IMMINENT!

YOUR GROUP MEMBERS NEED THIS MESSAGE. YOUR FRIENDS AND ENEMIES ALSO NEED IT. KEEP SHARING UNTIL IT SAVES A SOUL FROM THE BONDAGE AND DANGER OF HELL FIRE, AND GOD WILL BLESS YOU FOR THAT IN JESUS NAME, AMEN!!! SHALOM

God Said : There will come a time when mankind will love five things and forget five things.*

1. They will love the enjoyment of this world and forget the day of judgement.

2. They will love money and forget the day of accountability of how they acquired and spend the money.

3. They will fear things that are created and forget the creator.

4. They will love beautiful mansions and forget their grave.

5. They will love sins and forget to seek for God's forgiveness.

Oh God, bless those who spread this message.

Come to think of this?.......

1. Eternal life = free

2. Church entrance = free

3. Christ's salvation = free

4. God's love = free

5. Breath of life = free

A. Cigarette = pay

B. Prostitution = pay

C. Alcohol =pay

D. Nightclub entrance fee= pay

E. Powers to rule the world = pay

Then why are people paying for hell while PARADISE is free?

Think twice

Believe in Christ and you shall be saved..

We always think of

Valentine's day

Birth day

Father's day

Mother's day

Children's day

Our day,

Farmer's day

Teacher's day

Christmas day

Independence day

Boxing day,

This day,

That day,

Day in Day out.

Have you ever thought of Judgement Day, is it going to be a day of celebration or condemnation for you ?

If you’re safe, what about your friends & loved ones. Show them love by telling them about the Judgement Day. Please pass this to any group and let heaven be happy for you today. Please don't say later, do it now because tomorrow may be too late.

*SEX NUMBER 2: PORNOGRAPHY*

*"Keep your heart with all diligence, For out of it spring the issues of life. (Proverbs 4:23 NKJV)."*

Sex was not only designed by God for reproduction, it was also designed by God for pleasure. The pleasure that can be derived from sex is astonishing. God designed it this way. However, the pleasure of sex should only be derived from sex with your spouse.

The urge for sex is very high in adolescents. The reason is that at the stage of adolescence, the reproductive organs in a boy or girl develop rapidly. The tendency to want to engage in sexual intercourse is very high at this stage, but a high level of self-control must be exerted to overcome the frequent sexual urges otherwise, sexual sin will occur.

Every act of sex is highly dependent on one word called "pornography". Pornography is any display of material such as a video, photo, audio or a book that can arouse sexual desire or excitement. Many times, pornography opens the gateway to masturbation, fornication, lesbianism, gayism, rape, adultery etc. The aim of pornography is to wet your sexual appetite to the point of desiring to have sex at all cost. Pornagraphy can sexually arouse anyone including children and adolescents.

When a man wants to sexually assault a child, the first thing he does most times is to expose the child to a pornographic material (a pornographic video, picture or book). The child becomes sexually aroused by it, then the man or woman begins to sexually abuse the child. This is a frequent characteristic of men with uncontrolled sexual appetite. They introduce you to pornographic materials to sexually arouse you so that they can easily penetrate you.

It's wrong for a lady to display nude photos of herself online. She's only increasing the urge for sex in men and inviting them to sleep with her. If you're interested in breaking free from the grip of masturbation and fornication, *novels with high romance and sex contents should be discarded, movies and videos with sex contents should be deleted and discarded, pornographic photos should be deleted and indecent dressing should be avoided.*

You can't keep deriving pleasure from watching people kiss and have sex, and not want to engage in it. It's practically impossible. The more your eyes are engaged in viewing pornography, the more likely you are to masturbate or fornicate. As you keep exposing your mind to pornography, the thoughts of sex increases rapidly and the urge to physically engage in sex increases too.

*Sexual urge is a sign that you are healthy but engaging in sex before marriage is a sin. Uncontrolled sexual urge is a product of pornography. You can overcome the urge for sex by the power of the Holy Spirit but first of all make a choice not to engage in sexual intercourse until you're married. Secondly, get rid of all pornographic materials. Further instructions will be stated during the series. Please obey.*