WHO IS A WOMAN??

Having vagina, boobs, and hips doesn't make you a woman.

A woman is the one who feeds a man with encouragement and ideas

A woman is the one who helps a man to save and invest wisely .

A woman does not run her mouth with sarcasm and insult just to prove a point, rather her words are gracious and can heal a broken heart .

A woman is the one that knows when to talk and to keep Quiet.

A woman is the one that doesn't leak secret.

A woman is the one that is content with what she has, and not the one that sells her self for material things.

A woman is a manager, a caretaker,a womb that can nature and birth destinies .

A woman doesn't do trending things, but she is reserved and has a taste of a Queen.

A woman doesn't look down on any man because of his present state of life and financial status, rather she encourages any man to get better.

A woman is the one that does not just bears babies, but bear ideas and inspiration anytime, anywhere.

A woman is the one a man can cry on her shoulders and not feel humiliated for doing so nor lose his value .

A woman is not the one that deceive a man just to eat his money, but the one who is honest and sincere in any relationship.

.A woman. Is not the one that makes men feel terrible, but the one a man can run to for comfort.

A woman is the one that will spoil a man with honour and respect because there lies her strength and integrity .

A woman is an influence, a nation and a helper.

Many are females but only few can be called a woman.

Now, let us ask ourself today this question:

Am I a woman.

God bless us all in Jesus name 

STOP TAKING YOUR DADS WIFE FROM HIM

Johnson moved to US with his wife after he won American visa lottery in 2009. Things turned around for him as he secured a well paid job in Tennessee while his wife also got a good job as a Nurse.

4 years later, God blessed them with a baby and they quickly arranged a visa for Johnson's mother to come to America for babysitting. The baby is 8yrs old now and the babysitter is not yet back to her husband.

Johnson's father was forced by circumstances to marry a 32yr old lady after waiting endlessly for her wife to return from US. The poor man became a polygamist, ready to rear another set of children from his new wife in his 60's.

The man said and I quote "sending my wife to US for babysitting is a grave mistake I will never forget; the decision took a downturn on my life. I will never forgive Johnson for taking my wife from me while he enjoy his"

There are countless dad suffering like Johnson's father; all in the name of traveling for babysitting, fathers becomes bachelors who now eat outside or forced to marry or date another woman. Some of them sleeps around just because the absence of their wife set a big vacuum and emptiness into their lives.

Before you invite your mother for babysitting, think about her husband. It is a sin against God and mankind if u separate what God had joined together.

Remember your mum was your dad's wife before u were born, she was all your dad had before u. U should be a home builder and not a destroyer. Remember that one day, it shall be your turn to step into that grandpa shoes; what goes around will then come around.

Stop taking another man's wife all in the name of babysitting, as soon as your wife is strong enough to take care of the baby, return your mum back to her husband. You can't deprive your dad of the pleasure of togetherness while u enjoy yours, life doesn't go like that.

This piece sound trivial and unpopular but believe me, it is one of the leading pain grandpas go through.

HEALTH BENEFITS OF SLEEPING WITHOUT LIGHT.

1) The body is able to produce a hormone (Melatonin) which fights diseases in the body while asleep at night in the dark only.

2) While asleep in the dark, the brain cells are able to rejuvenate back to their original state ( cells which were damaged due to excessive sunlight and electricity) and function properly.

3) A study shows that Intelligent people all over the world do not sleep at night with lights on. *Take note*

4) Sleeping in the dark or without light at night, helps the body to fight Insomnia (check the meaning)

5) Melatonin decreases in the day time due to the presence of sun light. Hence you should not allow light at night when the body is ready to produce it again.

6) Melatonin tells us its time to sleep. Lack of it causes sleeplessness.

7) Sleeping without light at night, makes an individual look fresh, lives longer and looks younger all the times. (Healthy).

Learn to sleep at night without light for your good. Nothing bad happens to those who practice it. Don't be scared.

*Please dont keep this to yourself* Share!!! Health is Wealth, Someone need to read this!

WHY I LOVE NAKED WOMEN

A group of ladies arrived the church, wearing clothes that were quite revealing. Here is what the pastor did. He took a good look at them and made them sit. Then he said something that they might never forget for the rest of their lives.

He looked at them straight in the eyes and said,

''Ladies,everything that God made valuable in this world is well covered and hard to see, find or get.

1.Where do you find diamonds? Deep down in the ground, covered and protected.

2. Where do you find pearls? Deep down at the bottom of the ocean, covered up and protected in a beautiful shell.

3. Where do you find gold? Way down in the mine, covered with layers of rock and to get them, you have to work hard and dig deep down to get them.

He looked at them with serious eyes and said,''You are far more precious than gold, diamonds and pearls, and you should be covered too'' He added, "if you keep your treasured minerals just like gold, diamonds and pearls deeply covered up, a reputable mining company with the requisite machinery will fly down and conduct years of extensive exploration.

First, they will contact your government (family), sign contracts (wedding) and mine you professionally & legally marriage).

But if you leave your precious minerals uncovered on the surface of the earth, you always attract a lot of illegal miners to come and mine you illegally.

Keep your bodies deeply covered so that it will invite professional miners to chase you.

Moral Lesson: DRESS WELL and refrain from SEXUAL IMMORALITY

God bless you

Ovulation count

EDUCATIVE TIPS ON MENSTRUATION FOR WOMEN/LADIES AND GIRLS.

Most girls/ ladies don't understand this because of much heavy grammar used to teach it, and we don't listen to our body too. We read, we started listening to famale body for signs and we arrived at the simple analysis/steps........

# MENSTRUAL_PERIOD : The time blood flows out of your private area, when you use pad.

# MENSTRUAL_CYCLE : Days it takes to see another blood in the month. If you last saw your period in June 11th and it started again on July 10th 2021 , then you have 30days cycle (count from 11 June to 10 July).

#NOTE : It is erroneous to believe it's 28days cycle, different women have different cycles ranging from 21-35 days.

# OVULATION_PERIOD : This is time to get pregnant without stress. This is 2 weeks after your period or 2 weeks before the next period.

Here's a simple way to calculate your ovulation (unsafe) period.

1. From the first day you see the blood of your period.

2. Pick up a calendar and count 15 days including the first day of the blood stain.

3. Mark the 15th day with a pen.

4. Mark 3 days before the 15th day, and mark 3 days after the 15th day.

6. You will notice you have 7 days marked.

These 7 days are your ovulation/fertile days also known as unsafe period. That is if you have sex on any of these days, then you have 98% chances of being pregnant.

7. Do this every month diligently

#EVERY_OTHER_DAY_IS_YOUR_SAFE_PERIOD .

#FOR_EXAMPLE :

1. If your period is 11th July, 2021 ,

2. 15 days after the first day of the blood stain will be on 25th of this July too (2weeks after) counting from 11th.

3. 15th day is on the 25th July 2021 .

4. 3days before the 15th day is 22, 23, 24.

5. 3days after 25th July 2021 is 26, 27, 28.

6. 22-28th July (7days) is when you are ovulating. It is your fertile period.

**Don't forget that the 7 days is a reminder that sperm stays in the female body for about 7 days. Any sexual contact in between ovulation period will form something that has ears, eyes, etc.

#ALSO ......

If you want a baby girl, have sex between 3 days before ovulation (22- 24th) 2021 .

For a baby boy on the main ovulation day and 3 days after 25th.

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MAJOR SIGNS THAT YOUR OVULATION HAS BEGAN...

You don't need a doctor, just relax. After 2 weeks you may feel the following:

1. Headache.

2. High body temperature.

3. Dizziness (feeling of tiredness and sleepiness).

4. Breast tenderness/ size increases just like when you are menstruating.

5. Increased sex drive.

6. Light cramps or pain on one side of the pelvis.

7. Abdominal bloating.

8. Heightened sense of smell, taste or vision (you eat more).

9. Vagina mucus becomes slippery (if you notice, put it in between fingers...it stretches like thick catarrh or snail mucus...colorless like egg white.

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N/B: The instance here is for ladies with 30 days cycle. And someone who saw her period in July 2021. If yours is 28, then it's 14 days and not 15 days.

**If you have headache without a cause, check back to when your period started. You can drink both malt and peak milk....don't run to the pharmacist always on issues that can be naturally handled, because drugs are not always good on girls. Or you can take only paracetamol.

Please take Note: For single ladies and girls,

When you are on your free period that’s doesn’t means that you should go a meet a guy or start sleeping around. Stay away from premarital sex. It is a sin against God which is called fornication.

Sex is mainly made for the married.

Sex is only enjoyable in marriage.

Claiming Rights in Marriage

Two families lived in the same compound. The family of Mr Peter had constant quarrels in their marriage and the other family of Mr Davis lived quietly and friendly.

One day, Mr Peter and his wife had this feeling of jealousy about nice atmosphere in the family of the Davis, then the wife told her husband:

– Go to Davis’ family and look at what they are doing right that we are not doing.

The husband came, hid and started watching through the window luckily at the time he saw Mrs Davis mopping the floor in the living room. Suddenly something distracted her, and she ran to the kitchen. At that time her husband rushed into the living room. He did not notice the bucket of water, he accidentally kicked it and the water in the mop Bucket splashed to the floor.

Then his wife came back from the kitchen and said to him:

– I’m sorry, honey, it’s my fault because I did not remove the bucket from the passage

– No, I‘m sorry, honey, it’s my fault, because I did not notice it was there.

After Mr Peter saw this, he returned home quietly.

When his wife asked him how far;

– Did you see anything?

– Mr Peter said I guess I did, we always seek to be right at every argument But for the Peter's each of them takes the blame on themselves and move on.