HOW TO GET A WOMAN'S MAXIMUM RESPECT WITHOUT SHOUTING

1. Always leave money in your pocket

for her to take not steal oh. The higher the denomination the higher the respect. If you leave N10, you get N10 respect. But for the highest of highest respect, leave hard currency. This is necessary. When she wakes up in the morning, you 'll see how happy she's because she has succeeded

2. Never ever argue with her on the price of anything. If she tells you a bag of rice is 30k, don't argue. Just give her the money. No need calling papa John to ask how much is it. It brings about see finish. If she tells you no milk give her the money, don't go checking the closet to ensure it's actually finished.

3. Always admire and praise her. Even if she looks like monkey licking lime, tell her you're the most beautiful woman you 've ever seen. Praise her k-leg, flat nose, olipi etc.

4. Give her money even if she's working. Women loves men's money. I don't know why . Give her without her asking you. It increases respect. Give her money to perm her hair, to buy chewing gum or to buy N100 recharge card.

5. Always bring paper bag home for her. Even if it's groundnut that's inside. Don't ever return home without anything for madam. Am so used to it that hubs bought me worm medicine once.

6. Treat her like a queen. Pet her like an egg. Listen to her. Don't shout her down for any reason. Even if she's not making sense, laugh holding your head and belle.

7. For the other room biz, it shouldn't be all about you. Don't come home and say "mama John go wait me for room" or you come home smiling and tell her "conji de do me" without asking how is she.

8. Go out with her whether you 've car or not. I know a lady the only time she entered her hubs car was when their 13 year old son suddenly collapsed and died in the house. It's not good, brother.

9. Don't steal her money but she can take yours . Wives dont steal but take . Any man that 'thiefs' his wife money loses respect without applying for it.

10. Always be impressed with her food. Even if the egusi is just water and leaves in one side while melon on the other side, lick your hands. Afterall if you had wanted a good cook, you for marry caterer.

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11. When you come home in the evening always have your bath especially before the other room biz. This is very important if you are a truck pusher or a breaker of logs. No woman wants to lick your sweat.

12. Never ever press toothpaste from the middle. Press from the bottom. Also don't wear sandy shoes into the house or you use your shoe to climb the bed. It brings about see finish.

13. When she travels for only one week with the children, don't use all the plates, pots, cups and spoons in the house and pile them up for her to come wash. She's not your housegirl oh. Try and wash them brother. Don't also soak your clothes for her to come wash. She's not a washing machine.

14. Don't come home at 1am and expect her to come open the gate for you. She's not your aboki. If you know you are a bat get an aboki to be opening gate for you.

15. Summer holiday is coming

take her on a vacation. Don't be too selfish. Take her to the beach even if it's a river .

IF YOU CAN'T GET A HOLD OF YOUR SEXUALITY NOW THAT YOU'RE SINGLE, YOU WILL CONTINUE TO SLEEP AROUND WHEN YOU MARRY"

The first part of this post discussed the after effects of illicit sex. Today's part throws more light on the outcome of sex in marriage and why everyone who is not married should wait until the time is right.

God created sex in marriage, and of course, He is interested in sexual relationships in marriage. God wants you to enjoy a problem-free sexual relationship in your marriage.

Many couples who are experiencing issues relating to sex in their marriage do not tell God about it ..na una dey lose oh...story for another day.

In marriage, there's no fear in sex, as opposed to illicit sex. No fear sponsored thoughts. God's blessings is on sexual relationship in marriage. You get to enjoy a lot of things:

✓You can even pray to God for strength to satisfy your spouse sexually.

✓You can pray after everything and thank God for giving you the strength.

✓There's no fear of STI (if there is, something is wrong).

✓There's no fear of getting pregnant or getting someone pregnant. In fact, some women have been gifted cars by their husbands just for getting pregnant.

✓Sex in marriage is not a sin, so no guilt feeling.

✓No fear of abortion or sponsoring one.

✓ You can enjoy it for as long as your strength can carry you, depending on your agreement with your spouse.

✓ You have maximum peace of mind.

✓As a woman, you're not ashamed to carry your pregnancy about

✓ You enjoy the maximum support of your husband during pregnancy period.

✓No fear of your partner withdrawing his/her commitments after having sex with you.

✓You can be yourself, you don't have to fake anything and you're not ashamed to relate with your spouse. You can tell your spouse how exactly you want it done.

Let's switch to the other side. Sex is good. The only thing that makes it wrong is when it is gotten through illegal means. Pre-marital sex is wrong and dangerous because of just one factor; TIME!

Yoruba people will say "Eni ti a'n mun Iyawo bo wa ba kii ga'run".......permit me please.

Do you want to enjoy sex? Then wait for the right time, when you're married. Whatever means a person uses to get sex other than this is wrong and sinful.

Let me shock you, this same sex that you're killing yourself to have, this same sex that you're endangering your life to get from illegal sources, do you know that in marriage, there are times you would have had enough, but your spouse wants more and you have to start explaining why you sincerely can't offer more? If you doubt me, ask married people.

When I was single, I used to think that when I finally get married, I'd have sex in the morning, afternoon and night, in the balcony, in the kitchen, inside bathroom, on the couch, on the staircase, even on the roof but just look at me now...there are days that I'd be so tired after a hectic day at work and have no strength left in me. Such days, if madam makes any move, na only me by myself go dey beg, dey explain why I need to be spared......all these things na fantasy. There are times that married people have more important things going on in their lives, that sex is the last thing on their minds. Days, weeks (sometimes month) may pass, and no one is saying anything about sex, and it's not as if there's any fight oo.

See ehn, reality is not the same as those wild thoughts. There is more to marriage than sex, and hey, whoever gets married only to be getting sex regularly has married for the wrong reason. Sex is overrated indeed. "IF YOU CAN'T GET A HOLD OF YOUR SEXUALITY NOW THAT YOU'RE SINGLE, YOU WILL CONTINUE TO SLEEP AROUND WHEN YOU MARRY"

The reason why you would do anything now to get it is because you're not legally entitled to it. No wonder the Bible says "stolen water is sweet" in the book of Proverbs 9:17

It's not that it is actually sweeter, but the devil has a way of making a person believe it is.

You need to stop allowing the devil to manipulate you with the desires of your flesh.

How can you let the devil push you to be struggling for what will later become rightfully yours? You too check am now...the reason why devil always let you have sexual urge is because he knows that illegal sex is one of the fastest and surest way to completely destroy you. Stop letting the devil fool you. Remember what the Bible says about time and seasons? (Ecclesiates 3;1-8). Please wait for your time.

Do you know that the illegal sex you're getting now can destroy the beautiful sexual relationship God has planned for you when you get married? The devil wants you to use impatience to destroy your chance of enjoying great sexual relationship when you finally get married. ILLEGAL SEX CAN LEAD TO UNTIMELY AND SUDDEN DEATH! It has killed many already. There are diseases, restlessness and even death in it. The things we do now are what will determine what will happen to us in the future. Enough of the smartness the devil is playing on you. Please wake up!

Screaming...Ji, masun!

If you have been having sex illegally, you have to stop! You have no other choice. Have it in mind that, for with every wrong sex you have, you're one step closer to your destruction. Illegal sex will render you physically, emotionally and spiritually empty. It is draining. It is deeper than those thrusting.....be guided please.

Let me conclude with this, the decision to stay sexually pure till the time is right won't be easy, yes, it is going to be a real struggle, especially if you're the type that has been getting sex through wrong means already. Staying sexually pure is one of the toughest decision to make in our contemporary society where everything (music, movies, dressings, internet, TV shows, social media, trending talks etc) depicts sex. When the Bible recorded in the Book of Mathew 11:12 that the kingdom of God suffers violence and the violent takes it by force, being deliberate about not falling into sexual temptations is one of the issues you must tackle with violence and defeat. This heavenly race no be moin-moin, na serious matter!

The good news is that God is the one that can enable you to pull through with that decision, your strength will fail you but God is able. You need Christ. Run to Him.

Temptations will come, even Christ was tempted, but He overcame. You will also overcome if you rely on Christ.

Make up your mind today to wait until the time is right, and God will surely grant your heart desires.

If there's time, I'll write on practical steps a person can take towards living a sexually pure life.

Thank you all for following, hope the post no too long sha?

By John Adesogan

CAN YOU AFFORD ME?

It's funny when I hear some ladies mention words like "can you afford me" and the people making these comments actually don't understand what makes a lady expensive.

Yes, a Lady has a price

But that price isn't MONEYtery

It's VALUEtery

A Lady isn't expensive because she's a Woman, and has 2 Breasts and a Vagina.

When as a Lady you conclude that you are something a Man should be Rich to afford, you are reducing yourself to a commodity for sale,

You make yourself into something a Man pays to OWN.

You blind yourself to the fact that there's greatness inside of you as well

The Prov 31 Woman is priceless not because she's a Woman but because she's a VIRTUOUS Woman, and Virtuousness is scarce.

Women are not scarce.... They are in fact in excess.

VALUABLE WOMEN on the other hand are scarce.. And will remain scarce till Jesus comes.

As a Lady, before you say I am expensive, and ask a Suitor if he can afford you, please remind yourself the Value you have to offer him too, it's your value that makes you truly expensive, not your body parts.

As a Lady

1) Do you have Spiritual Value? Can you pray?

2) Do you have Financial Value? Can you make money?

3) Do you have Mental/Intellectual value? Do you have sense?

4) Do you have Emotional Value? Can you keep a Home?

How expensive you are depends on the answers to the above, not on the size of your chest and shape of your waist. You no be Dunlop Tire.

By Musa Gift

THE TASTE OF MY HUSBAND

MESSAGE FOR LADIES

I want my husband to be like Ben Carson

I want my husband to be like Fela Durotoye

I want my husband to be like Myles Munroe

I want my husband to be like Robert Kiyosaki

I want my husband to be like Sam Adeyemi

I want my husband to be like Enoch Adeboye

I want my husband to be like Yemi Osibanjo

I want my husband to be like Apostle Arome Osayi

I want my husband to be like Mike Bamiloye

I want my husband to be like Barack Obama

I want my husband to be like Goodluck Jonathan

I want my husband to be like Apostle Johnson Suleman

I want my husband to be like Olu Jacobs

I want my husband to be like Voke Roy Onakpoya

I want my husband to be like Paul Enenche

I want my husband to be like DK Olukoya

I want my husband to be like Bisi Adewale

I want my husband to be like Praise Fowowe

I want my husband to be like Joshua Selman Nimmak

I want my husband to be like Bishop David Oyedepo

I want my husband to be like Samuel Olagbenjo

...their wives are indeed fortunate to have them

Hey! Wake up...

Their wives didn’t marry the men you know

They built them.

Their wives didn’t marry the fire

They fanned the smoke to flame.

Their wives didn’t marry the celebrities

They took a chance on the nonentities.

Their wives didn’t marry the glory

They were part of the stories.

Never give up on a man with a vision...

To them belong the future.

God bless your home

Build your husband, encourage him in a little way, appreciate the strength in him and lovely correct his weakness. You are the next to build a champion from his current situation.

Don't look down on your husband because of the position you are holding today.

Respect every man and God bless you .

Build and nourish your home together.

It shall be well.

You will not fail in marriage in Jesus name.

THE DIARY OF AN EVANGECHEMIST

A chemist cum essayist went to a wedding ceremony, sat and witnessed the whole ceremony. He then penned his observations thus: The covalent bond between the man in black suit and the woman in white robe was such a one that no known or unknown chemical (ENEMY) can tamper with as the atoms (UNION) are held firmly by the strongest force (JESUS CHRIST).

Let's see something else. The gas (LAUGHTER) was escaping from the reaction mixture (COUPLE) with sweet odour (LOVE) and their faces beaming with high temperature (JOY).

They held the result of the 1+1 cyclization reaction (MARRIAGE CERTIFICATE) with the exclusion of the unreacted reactant (OFFICIATING MINISTER) through displacement reaction with some bubbles (APPLAUSE).

Other molecules (PEOPLE) in other flask with the couple were irradiated with Ultraviolet light (TOOK PICTURES). They were then taken into another big fume hood (RECEPTION HALL) and reacted with more catalysts (FOODS) and solvents (DRINKS).

The Supervisor (CHAIRMAN) rose up and spoke in chemical term (PRAY) that God of all organic molecules (HUMAN BEINGS) will catalyze (BLESS) all your reactions (ENDEAVOURS) and give you more products (CHILDREN) which will be published in a reputable journal (BOOK OF LIFE) as you accept the true condition (JESUS CHRIST AS YOUR LORD AND SAVIOUR) and forever remain in the chemistry laboratory (HEAVEN) with all other chemists (YOU).

The reaction was stirred (MERRY MAKING) for some hours and then completed. This writer now paste it on his wall for all to read and pray that you will experience the same high product yields (BLESSINGS) with no side reaction (SORROW) before the completion of the whole reaction (BEFORE THIS YEAR RUNS OUT).

You will recover all and God bless you.

Mother First

Dear men,

If you must meet a woman’s need, meet your mother’s needs. Many of you have mothers who dont even have an iPhone 1, yet you buy iPhone 13s for your partners in fornication. Respect the breast you sucked for food, not the one you suck for pleasure! God can never bless you for spending on your girlfriends. And God can never not bless you for spending on your parents