A chemist cum essayist went to a wedding ceremony, sat and witnessed the whole ceremony. He then penned his observations thus: The covalent bond between the man in black suit and the woman in white robe was such a one that no known or unknown chemical (ENEMY) can tamper with as the atoms (UNION) are held firmly by the strongest force (JESUS CHRIST).
Let's see something else. The gas (LAUGHTER) was escaping from the reaction mixture (COUPLE) with sweet odour (LOVE) and their faces beaming with high temperature (JOY).
They held the result of the 1+1 cyclization reaction (MARRIAGE CERTIFICATE) with the exclusion of the unreacted reactant (OFFICIATING MINISTER) through displacement reaction with some bubbles (APPLAUSE).
Other molecules (PEOPLE) in other flask with the couple were irradiated with Ultraviolet light (TOOK PICTURES). They were then taken into another big fume hood (RECEPTION HALL) and reacted with more catalysts (FOODS) and solvents (DRINKS).
The Supervisor (CHAIRMAN) rose up and spoke in chemical term (PRAY) that God of all organic molecules (HUMAN BEINGS) will catalyze (BLESS) all your reactions (ENDEAVOURS) and give you more products (CHILDREN) which will be published in a reputable journal (BOOK OF LIFE) as you accept the true condition (JESUS CHRIST AS YOUR LORD AND SAVIOUR) and forever remain in the chemistry laboratory (HEAVEN) with all other chemists (YOU).
The reaction was stirred (MERRY MAKING) for some hours and then completed. This writer now paste it on his wall for all to read and pray that you will experience the same high product yields (BLESSINGS) with no side reaction (SORROW) before the completion of the whole reaction (BEFORE THIS YEAR RUNS OUT).
You will recover all and God bless you.
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