WOMANLY FUNNY

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------- I hate when girls say "I bet you say that to a lot of other girls" Don't you send the same CV to employers when looking for a job?

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------ Snoring is men's way of revenge for us having to listen to y'all females while we're awake.

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------ Most women don't even need to workout. They burn enough calories jumping to conclusions.

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------ If any girl boldly tells you that her favorite food is EBA in this era,put a ring on her finger... She's original.. Wife material 100 yards

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------ You came to my house to play FIFA, left my room to get water only for me to come back and see you smiling at my sister. Pls leave my house.

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------- After an Emotional hug Girl said to the boy: if you hug me once more like that, I will be Yours forever... Boy: Thanks for the warning;-)

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------- Chronic Android phone users don't give a f*ck where they charge their phones. They will be at a Funeral using the socket next to the casket to charge.

HUSBANDS ARE FATHERS.

When a woman accepts the hand of a man in marriage, he has accepted to perform for and onbehalf of her father those functions of and the will of that her father. That's why such a husband must pay a dowry to her father. By paying a dowry, a husband has applied to the father of a woman, to take over his responsibilities over his daughter.

That is when her father is said to have GIVEN THE HAND OF HER DAUGHTER IN MARRIAGE. Meaning that he has transferred to his son inlaw, his whole responsibilities for SECURITY of body and mind; PROVIDING essential needs of shelter, clothing, food and health. That is, TENDING.

This understanding is basic in all cultures and Religions irrespective of the style or pattern of administering the procedure.

THEREFORE; when a husband lacks the will or ability to carry out these responsibilities through his own fault of negligence or laziness, he has disappointed his father-in-law, his status, his gender and most unfortunately his God.

In some Faith, such a husband is considered worse than a pagan. The worst sin a husband can commit against God who created him a male is to deliberately refuse those functions for which he was created and made the Head of a Home, God's brick for building a godly society. It is sabotaging God's Divine Plan for mankind.

THESE RESPONSIBILITIES are the indices of the love of a husband. They are used to measure the sense, maturity and goodwill of a husband. What makes husbands fathers are responsibilities.

WITHOUT RESPONSIBILITIES A HUSBAND IS A MERE COCKREL.

MISSING LOVE

**** Missing Someone is a Part of Loving

Them. If you're Never Apart, You will never

really Know How Strong Your Love is.

**** It's not About Who you Spend the

Most Time With, It's About Who you have

the Best Memories With. If you're Lucky,

that's the same Person.

**** Don't Worry About People Who Hate

You, Worry About the People Who Love.

(One Fake Friend can do you more harm

than 10 Enemies)

AS A MATTER OF FACT....

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1 *** We're not the same person we were a year ago, a month ago, or a week ago. we're constantly changing; experiences don't stop. that's life.

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2 *** My biggest fear is getting played while being loyal.

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3 *** People take you for granted and then wonder why you left.

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4 *** I honestly can't stand people who always have something bad to say about everyone.

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5 *** I think the only thing worse than loving someone who doesnt love you back is loving someone who told you they loved you but they didn’t.

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6 *** I could never cheat on anyone. Knowing that you destroyed someone's trust is bad, but destroying their perspective on love is far too worse.

3 STEPS TO APOLOGIZE TO YOUR HUSBAND

As an African woman, there are three powerful steps to apologise to your husband!

As a woman when your husband is so angry at you whether he is right or wrong just be calm, leave your pride behind. don't get angry at him because it is dangerous for both of you to be angry at the same time. Your main objective here is to win your husband's love and peace of mind and save your good relationship that you have worked for.

Step 1. kneel down and say sorry baby- that's the African way. it put an African man's ego down in a very quick moment.

Step 2. Prepare his favourite food and give him a good massage on his head while eating.

Step 3. Make a passionate and peaceful love making with him and let him sleep deeply.

When he wakes up you will realise that he is already cured from his spirit of anger that wants to set your home on fire

FOUR TYPES OF CONFUSED MEN IN THIS WORLD.

1. A man who after impregnating a lady, he denies being the owner of the pregnancy. Later, After the lady has struggled alone and now the child is a bit older, he now wants to be involved with the child. If the child was not yours while still in the womb, why is it suddenly yours now??

2. A man who doesn't want to raise another man's child but goes ahead and marries a woman who has a child and tells her to leave the child at her parent's home, instead of simply marrying a woman without a child at all.

3. A man who marries a graduate with a degree or a diploma only to tell her to quit job and take care of children. If you wanted a housewife, why not marry a grade 2 dropout instead of killing dreams of someone who has worked so hard to reach that far?

4. A man who is a drunkard but goes ahead to marry a church girl and make her life a living hell. If you are a drunkard, marry your fellow drunkard and drink yourselves to madness without stressing anyone.

I rest my case

By coach Amos