WOMANLY FUNNY

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------- I hate when girls say "I bet you say that to a lot of other girls" Don't you send the same CV to employers when looking for a job?

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------ Snoring is men's way of revenge for us having to listen to y'all females while we're awake.

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------ Most women don't even need to workout. They burn enough calories jumping to conclusions.

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------ If any girl boldly tells you that her favorite food is EBA in this era,put a ring on her finger... She's original.. Wife material 100 yards

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------ You came to my house to play FIFA, left my room to get water only for me to come back and see you smiling at my sister. Pls leave my house.

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------- After an Emotional hug Girl said to the boy: if you hug me once more like that, I will be Yours forever... Boy: Thanks for the warning;-)

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------- Chronic Android phone users don't give a f*ck where they charge their phones. They will be at a Funeral using the socket next to the casket to charge.