YOUR MOTHER IS THE WITCH

JUDGE THIS MATTER series:

A week to the wedding of Franca and Francis, Franca called Francis to relay a scary dream she had, to him:

Franca: "hello dear" 

Francis: "Hello dear..." 

Franca: "i am scared... 

Francis: (breathing heavily) "you too? what happened"?

Franca: " it's a dream!

Francis: "a dream too? okay am listening"

Franca: "(panting) yes yes yes... okay so i slept around 2pm after the 12am to 1am midnight prayers for our wedding. Then i had a dream that at the hotel of our honeymoon, an old woman came close to collect some stuffs as we were... you know... afterwhich she disappeared. 

Francis: "JESUS! I had a similar dream as i laid down few minutes after the online prayer we had. You were ready for me on the bed but as i came out of the bathroom i saw an old woman holding a calabash standing as though waiting to collect something"

Franca: "oh my God... oh my God, Pastor,  lets call the pastor, no no! lets go to the pastor 1st thing tomorrow morning..."

NEXT DAY

They were at the pastor's office.

Pastor: "i have heard all you have said. Can i tell you something? the woman that both of you saw is the same person! she is the witch that is waiting for that night, but if you can pray well for 3(three) nights from your wedding night, without sex, that woman will die".

FAST FORWARD TO WEDDING NIGHT

couple decides to have HOT prayers instead of HOT sex for 3 days/nights.

By morning of the fourth (4th)day, they both received a distress call.

Franca: (Call from Francis's uncle) "hello sir..."

Uncle: "Ahan! why is your husband not picking his phone nah?

Franca; "oh  sorry sir, his phone is on silent, maybe that's why he/we didn't hear... "

Uncle: " silent? can you imagine anyway tell him that his mum died last night, he should come home"(cuts the call)

Franca: (jumps up and starts to dance) Honey, God is faithful! your uncle said you weren't picking so he called my line instead, He said your mother died this morning! wow! God has killed the witch for us oo"!

Francis: "darling stop, you can't just conclude like that. As i heard you mention that my phone was on silent, to uncle, i quickly went to pick it up, not long after that, your sister called that she has been trying your line but it has been busy that your mum died last night... "

Franca: " hey Mr. hold it there, i just hope you are not insinuating that my mum is a witch"?

MY PEOPLE, JUDGE THIS MATTER OH,

wife is is blowing hot, husband is foaming red! Who now is the witch waiting for wedding night?