Saturday, 13 April 2024

S*X is good but ROMANCE is NEEDFUL

S*X is good but ROMANCE is NEEDFUL

Frank and Felicia, were getting set for an event...

Felicia: “Dear, How does this jacket look on me?” 

Frank: “ohhh...Felicia, I don't know!!...just check yourself in the mirror,  is that not what the mirror is meant for? Please hurry up and let’s go! "

Felicia was not completely suprised by Frank's unromantic response. Frank never gives complement or feedbacks.

Since Frank got married to Felicia, He took his foot off the ROMANCE pedal.

(Felicia thought within herself): “Well, I know I don’t look good in this outfit. I just couldn't find anything else to wear!  Gosh, I'm I still attractive at all?”.

While Felicia was busy despising herself and her outfit,  Frank drove her straight to the event centre.

In the parking lot, Frank walked fast ahead of Felicia and completely forgot about her. Not minding the fact that she was left behind, Felicia swung her body from left to right, in a catwalk manner, as she watched other gentlemen holding their wives' hands. ("That is what I also want".. Felicia cried inside).

In the hall, someone hollered at Felicia: "Wow! Goodness gracious!!! Sorry, I didn't mean to be forward but I just have to tell you this truth... The moment I saw you from a distance, My jaw dropped, sweet wine poured away freely from my glass... but more sweetness flowed freely from deep within my heart towards you. I was enraptured, captivated, magnetised, dumbfounded and totally ravished by your elegance. I just couldn't take my eyes off you. This is the first time I'm seeing a beauty goddess in a shining armour.
Woman, you are the epitome of beauty, You look so adorable & charming in this well fitted outfit. Your fuchsia pink designer jacket sits so well on your well shaped gown, as beautifully as a King sits majestically on a royal throne. 

(Felicia covered her mouth with her hand, Blushing to bits)

Her Admirer then reached for her hand: 
"Hi, My name is Anthony, your greatest admirer. It will be the greatest honour of the millennium to have a selfie with you. Hope you don't mind?" 

(Knocking her out with the most charming smile ever.)

Totally Blown away, and subconsciously saying "yes..yes... yes...yes with a big smile... Felicia consented to his request.

"I would really love to see this beauty queen again. Can I have your number please?"

Felicia called out her phone number fast.

Anthony didn't write the number in any notepad, neither did he type it on his phone, but as he took three steps away from Felicia, Anthony called out all the 11 digits without any mistake.

Wow...Felicia was over thrilled....she said  within herself: "Even Frank, my husband doesn't remember anything about me. He doesn't know my phone number or account number. He always forgets my birthday and our wedding anniversary."

After the event, all manners of holy and unholy messages kept flying from Anthony to Felicia. That was how their illicit romantic affair started.
 
Felicia didn't plan to cheat on her husband, but someone swept her off her feet and arrested her heart with Romance, which she has always longed for in her Marriage.

Dear husbands, some things may look very trivial or unimportant to you, but those things really matter and they mean a lot to your woman.

Don't ever stop doing the things you did right during your courtship. Don't lead your wife into TEMPTATION, by only giving her S*X in the bedroom while you starve her of quality ROMANCE outside the bedroom everyday. (Sadly, some men don't know the difference between sex & romance)

If S*X is a Slice bread, then ROMANCE is the peanut Butter, which adds smooth, creamy delightful taste or flavour to the tender bread.

My dear Christian brothers, Holiness is not an excuse to be unromantic. Infact, the Holier you get, the more romantic you you should become.

I come in peace....

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